UFN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg - Brazil

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I am on so many dogs man, got me stressing a bit, and I'm somebody who bets dogs a lot. On Patrick, Silva, Tanaka, Ortiz, Felder, and Urbina. Fuck I hope the dogs hunt tomorrow or I'm in trouble. Yo soy nervioso amigos.
 
Just looked up the Rizin start time, 2AM EST on Sunday, about an hour after UFC ends. Gonna be about 12 straight hours of fights.
 
I'm also on a square two teamer of Cyborg rd1/Roy itd and have over 3u on Gilbert burns so the favorites can cost me a lot too I guess. I don't even really love this card for betting either, I have no idea how I got to be on so many fights lol.
 
I am on so many dogs man, got me stressing a bit, and I'm somebody who bets dogs a lot. On Patrick, Silva, Tanaka, Ortiz, Felder, and Urbina. Fuck I hope the dogs hunt tomorrow or I'm in trouble. Yo soy nervioso amigos.

Luchas no estan en mexico esta
semina!
 
1. Sees Barry's post
2. Plays Nover KO
3. Now we wait.
 
Luchas no estan en mexico esta
semina!

lol I know I just tried to mix it up with some espanol, with my long experience of two years of 10th grade level spanish makes me feel the need to show it off every once in awhile. Quiero ganar mucho dinero en Sabado, neccesito los perros comer manana!
 
lol I know I just tried to mix it up with some espanol, with my long experience of two years of 10th grade level spanish makes me feel the need to show it off every once in awhile. Quiero ganar mucho dinero en Sabado, neccesito los perros comer manana!

lol! por favor :)

i'm struggling to pull the trigger on a lot of those perros >< (and you know that's unlike me!)
 
lol! por favor :)

i'm struggling to pull the trigger on a lot of those perros >< (and you know that's unlike me!)

lol I know you're probably doing the right thing, though. I don't have strong leans on any of them tbh but they're not huge bets so gonna let it ride and hope at least a couple of them hit.
 


I gotta add on Lina now, I honestly believe Cyborg is wrecking her body too hard with these cuts... Can Lina make it out of the first minutes, god knows how Cyborg willl hold up.

That may be so. However I have team mates who've trained with Lina, lets just say they were not impressed.

The expected result of Cyborg via murder will most likely happen.
 
fight pass:

franca-gillespie
gillepsie looks great.. very fit.
franca looks awesome despite short notice, f'ing huge 155
franca is easily 4-5" taller

luque-urbina
urbina looks pretty darn good for him.. hands down the best he's looked (beard/etc not withstanding)
luque looks solid as always
they are identically sized

ray-patrick
ray looks jacked, as good as ever
patrick looks awesome as always, long and lean, super athletic 155
patrick maybe 1" taller? (ray had shoes on)

fs1 prelims:

e.silva-chagas
chagas looks awesome. better than his debut
e.silva looks great.. best in a while
e.silva maybe 1" taller

ortiz-formiga
ortiz looks great, long torso'd mofo like cruz
formiga looks ok. same as usual.
ortiz maybe 1" taller

tanaka-yahya
tanaka, except for his teeth, looks f'ing strong as hell for 135.
yahya looks fine. normal for him.
yahya maybe 1" taller? hard to tell w/shoes on

prazeres-burns
prazeres absolute juggernaut for 155.. torso of a HW.. tipping the scales at 158... but he looks strong as hell...
burns looks pretty great.. i think this is the best he's looked
burns is 3+" taller.. jeeeesus prazeres so thick, tho


FS1 main:

pepey-de la torre
DLT looks alright.. about as good as expected for him
pepey looks a little less jacked than other fights.. by no means does he look bad but he's looked more ripped before
pepey might be 1" taller?

spicely-santos
spicely looks better than his debut.. but man, still soft.. by ufc standards...
santos looks f'ing huge. absolutely jacked (no shocker here, but i think this is the biggest he's looked)
santos is 1" taller

felder-trinaldo
felder looks awesome as always. justa bout perfect frame for 155.
trinaldo looks pretty darn good, himself. about as good as expected here
felder is 3" taller

bigfoot-big country
bigfoot looks *ok* for him these days. yea, he's soft. but he's looked worse. 265.
nelson in at 258. nothing more to say lol, fully clothed etc
bigfoot is 3-4" taller

barao-nover
nover looks phenomenal as always.. absolutely shredded.
barao looks ok.. not great, not bad.. but healthy
nover is 1-2" taller

cyborg-lansberg
lansberg looks meh.. a bit soft.. looked much better on tape at 135..
cyborg looks pretty darn awesome despite the supposed tough weight cut..
cyborg is 2" taller (lansberg good pokerface, she doesn't look too scared)

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sheesh, overall, dudes are freakin RIPPED for ufn 95


weigh-in induced:
-hedged half of my prazeres bet & some of my O2.5 in that fight based on prazeres missing
-small bet on e.silva cause he's fooling me again...
-tiny bet coming on urbina (i think)
 
• Chagas looking mature as fuck for a 23-year-old.

• Tanaka looks like he could clean an ear of corn in one fell swoop with those teeth.

• Prazeres -- EzFlyer's favorite Jew -- is looking thick as fuck.
prazeresjew1.jpg

• Thiago Santos lookin dumb as fuck with that new tattoo on his chest. It's the Brazilian equivalent to Brock Lesnar's shitty chest tattoo.

• Paul Felder still looking like Fu, one of the bad guys in The Golden Child.
golden-child-fu.jpg

• Cris Cyborg walked onto the stage lookin like a member of the Baseball Furies gang, from the movie The Warriors.
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when you're so desperate to protect your nonexistent chin anyway possible so you grow a beard. #SasquatchProblems
 
wow, franca and burns lines getting smashed. both could be weigh-in induced, as franca has huge size edge and prazeres missed weight
 
Yeah he was tough to take down when he was at 135lbs. I guess we will see how his TDD holds up against a much bigger and stronger fighter that will fully commit to the TD at 145lbs.

And like I said, I don't think its all the likely Nover will be able to get him down and control him for 2 or 3 rounds but its a scenario that we have never seen Barao face at 145.
Amongst the stiffy gifs and barry's comedy selections 'guaranteed to make people money' there are some good points made on here.

This is what's making me hesitate on going big on the Santos-Barao-Nelson treble. We know how awesome Barao is.....as a bantamweight. People are definitely overlooking the size issue here. He's never won a fight at 145 in the UFC if I'm not mistaken. Still expect him to win, just might be a lot closer than many anticipate.
 
Gregor Gillespie dropped down to +100, then spiked up to +140 after opening at +110ish.

Did something drastic happen in between? News info?
 
Just looked up the Rizin start time, 2AM EST on Sunday, about an hour after UFC ends. Gonna be about 12 straight hours of fights.
Smh already have to stay up till 6am for UFC, fuck staying up even longer. Wanted to watch it too. Hate you muricans
 
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