Bellator 170: Tito vs Chael

depends if you've had training or not. and how big you are i guess. basically i want to fight someone much smaller than me and someone without prior experience. if you have a glass jaw, well, that's just a plus too ;)

I'm Chael dadbod ATP homie

Chin's granite though. I got the same problem that made Avon Barksdale retire however, that "glass forehead" my ninja.

Cereally though, at this point I think you'll open up around -300 .. but like I said, Bellator shot my plane out of the sky on Saturday so I'll fight for a cupcake and a $15 Amazon gift card. Bring Goldie back from retirement and we can do it for free. Amirite?
 
Lol. Everyone has a theory on Barry. Guy needs to go in the Sherdog hall of fame

At this point Barry is fucking GOAT material ITT! To me, he will always be "The Cooler" as in William H. Macy's eponymous character from the film of the same name. Nevertheless, rumors persist and there is urban legend surrounding the true Barry's identity. So much so in fact that it has created an enigma. I mean, he's like the goddamn chupacabra or some shit. Nobody knows if he is the worst bettor ever or the absolute GOAT! TBT when you actually start thinking about it…

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Lol. Everyone has a theory on Barry. Guy needs to go in the Sherdog hall of fame
I swear to you its Goodfella... their style of writing is too similar to be a coincidence
 
If true, omg...

Dude that shit would be better than when Chazz Palminteiri drops his coffee cup realizing Kevin Spacey was Kaiser Sose the whole time. I would fucking bow down to MMA GF/Barry as the the absolute GOAT of GOATS.
 
Dude that shit would be better than when Chazz Palminteiri drops his coffee cup realizing Kevin Spacey was Kaiser Sose the whole time. I would fucking bow down to MMA GF/Barry as the the absolute GOAT of GOATS.
You'd stop bowing down to me as such just cause he has a troll alt? smfh
 
You'd stop bowing down to me as such just cause he has a troll alt? smfh

Oh dude this is awkward. I was actually just tying my shoe there. Sorry if you thought that was me bowing...

Reminds of this time when I was younger out at a bar and this girl stooped down to tie her shoe in front of me and I was like "Oh hey cool, I didn't even buy you a drink yet..."
 
Oh dude this is awkward. I was actually just tying my shoe there. Sorry if you thought that was me bowing...

Reminds of this time when I was younger out at a bar and this girl stooped down to tie her shoe in front of me and I was like "Oh hey cool, I didn't even buy you a drink yet..."
Fuckkk I saw you playing with the laces but figured you were contemplating offering me your shoes as a servant's gift

I've been in that spot, but I turned around and farted on her face
 
Unless GF bought Barry's account I highly doubt it. Irrc GF was here long before Barr and Barry wasn't originally a troll so I don't think it's likely.
Then again I'm stoned for the first time in a year so I'm way too over my head rn.
 
Unless GF bought Barry's account I highly doubt it. Irrc GF was here long before Barr and Barry wasn't originally a troll so I don't think it's likely.
Then again I'm stoned for the first time in a year so I'm way too over my head rn.
This. That's why I'd be so shocked if true
 
GF isn't Barry.

But I want him to be.

I want to have been that duped for that long. The older you get, the less stuff that impresses you. THIS would blow me the hell away.
 
Yea sham, I had like 15 units on Chael and the over 2.5 combined. So I lost my ass there. I don't care what anyone says, that was one of the most fixed fights that I have ever seen. That was some Bob Sapp level work right there. If there was an out right fix in, I don't know exactly what you would call it besides Chael completely giving up. For Tito to be able to slice his guard like butter, mount him and force a tap without even getting under the neck is silly season. So either a fix was in or else Chael simply gave up. No matter how you slice it it is suspicious as hell. For that matter it is equally ridiculous. Chael should be absolutely fucking embarrassed with himself.

If it wasn't like the third or fourth time of a suspicious ending happening in a Bellator Main-Event I would give them the benefit of the doubt, however that isn't the case. I mean, we've had Ken Shamrock with the suspicious WWE style RNC on Kimbo that he couldn't finish before getting knocked out and then his subsequent outing against Royce where he gets starched by one of those vaunted Gracie knees to the dome piece lol Were it not for those aforementioned contests then I would give the benefit of the doubt here, but there is just too many coincidences.

Fortunately I didn't get taken to the cleaners though.. I was fortunate enough to have a couple units only over 1.5 regarding the Kato and Kron fight. Everyone else hated that fight while I absolutely would loved it. Selfish reasons LOL

I also had Brennan Ward though so I ended up down like 8 units or so...

.... I keep telling myself over and over not to bet Bellator but my degenerate ass continues falling in the trap. I'm like the mouse who just watched his cousin get his head chopped off by this spring loaded wooden death trap in search of cheese who then sticks his head in that same trap in hopes of getting that fucking cheese.. To me that wooden spring-loaded platform says Bellator and like the myriad mice before me, I can't stop chasing that elusive God damned cheese LOL . Derp!

I most certainly won't bet main events with veteran fighters anymore. No more Shamrock or Tito wagers here LOL I would still put money on undercard fights like a Rory vs. Daley or something like that. But there's no way I would be even bet a Rampage versus King Mo at this point.

Says the mouse lol
LOL
 
@Oblivian @Joseph Budden

Watched it again. I don't think it was a fix. I think Sonnen just pussed out. He wouldn't have gone out from that (right carotid still open) but he was turning red and I guarantee that gorilla squeeze hurt badly.
 
i actually saw tito tap to the d'arce on replay.. i can't believe no one's mentioned it...
 
That wasn't a tap. It was as much of a tap as Miocic's hand moving when Reem had the gulliotine. Hand moving doesnt equal tap. Got a good lol though at that dude calling conspiracy theory in the video cCrown posted though
 
oh, yea, i didn't see that vid in here, yep

idc what the vid poster is saying, but i see what looks like a tap.. it was deliberate...
 
His hand did a tapping motion - but I don't think he was intending to tap out. Not sure what to make of that. Usually when people are ACTUALLY tapping out the motion is more clear and deliberate. What Tito did there is a very small mini-tap.

Not sure what to make of it but I don't think the fight should be stopped for that. If you want the fight to stop then you need to very clearly tap hard. Otherwise you are going to see a lot of fights stopped when guys weren't really tapping but just moving their hands or trying to tear the other guys hands off etc.
 
I'm just not sure how common sense alone doesn't put an end to worked fight discussions.

Bellator is probably paying Chael a hefty sum. You don't want the guy whos retiring to beat the guy you're relying on to be in big main events for you going forward. Watching pro wrestling since I was a kid has taught me thats not how smart business works lol the guy retiring never goes over in a work
 
Lol. Chael got kicked off the apprentice for cheating.
 
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