It's early, but let us set our coffee —
or Backwoods **Cough**
@BluntTrauma21 — down and have a good laugh. A collective giggle at the expense of the wise Justin Harling over at
Oddshark regarding the UFC 214 preview
No, I'm NOT referring to this
hi-larious little gem...
re:
Woodley vs. Maia hit his preview ended..
"
The fight will likely start in Woodley's corner and slowly move on towards Maia as it goes on. I'm leaning Damien Maia on submission or tight decision".
(Forget the fact that Maia has never had a 4th or 5th round stoppage and in 31 professional fights only two finishes in the 3rd. One of them NINE years ago! Against the formidable **snickers** Jason MacDonald. Let's just hope no one tails him w/ this reasoning).
This was my first tip that the OddsShark writer was likely wiki-previewing the matchup's. However, the best was yet to come!
After fucking up the cardio of Woodley and Maia, getting it utterly 100% bass ackwards, My man double down on stupid. There was total gender confusion regarding poor Tonya Evinger. LOL
Yes, yes, yes I know it was a typo, but he deserved for that shitty Maia vs. Woodley preview! Moreover, it is hilarious nonetheless considering who it was referencing,
That it is to say, Tonya Evinger is harder than a double shot of 45-year-old rye whiskey without a chaser. **Allegedly what she brings to work in her lunch pail to wash down her fried bologna sandwich.**
**I can understand the confusion. Total FreudIan slip! Or he might be trolling us believing that M̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ..err..
Missuss Evinger actually has XX chromosomes. Tis a thinker*