Dangerous animals you think you could take?

[shunyata]

1) Boa. Shows a CG anaconda.

2) Game bred pit. Shows Cujo, a giant St Bernard.

3) Orca. Shows a CG shark.

TS you need to up your animal gif identification game.



That being said none of you are taking on an adult orca in water, an adult hippo on land or in water, or an adult polar bear (land or water) while unarmed and winning.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Your entire defense strategy seems to be dependent on kicking something in the balls. What if it's a female tho. Kooter kick? Muff punch? This is the way

....muff punch

 

[Jack Handy jr]

1) Boa. Shows a CG anaconda.

2) Game bred pit. Shows Cujo, a giant St Bernard.

3) Orca. Shows a CG shark.

TS you need to up your animal gif identification game.



That being said none of you are taking on an adult orca in water, an adult hippo on land or in water, or an adult polar bear (land or water) while unarmed and winning.

lol

 

[Nada.]

That being said none of you are taking on an adult orca in water, an adult hippo on land or in water, or an adult polar bear (land or water) while unarmed and winning.

Look at this jealous guy. Just because you can't doesn't mean we can't aswell.

When i was in the Zoo with my son we found a machine to test your gripping strenght with graphs of gripping strenght of large apes for comparison.

So I now know for a fact that my grip is stronger than a Gorillas grip. I will crush an orca no prob.

 

[terrapin]

I think I can beat a chimp if my life depended on it, but I would likely be horribly disfigured so I wouldn't want to of course

chimps are absolute savages. no way you can take on a chimp. they rip off faces and balls as a go to attack!! you dont have any fight in you after having your balls ripped off man.

 

[the ambush]

That swole kangaroo is terrifying though

Look at that dude's pit bull dog at the beginning coming to his aid against the kangaroo.

Man's best friend

 

[Nada.]

chimps are absolute savages. no way you can take on a chimp. they rip off faces and balls as a go to attack!!

I will challenge any chimp to a test of gripping strenght. Hairy hands will get crushed and dominance will be asserted.

 

[terrapin]

I will challenge any chimp to a test of gripping strenght. Hairy hands will get crushed and dominance asserted.

lol. this chimp accepts your challenge. nice knowing you..... to bad your about to be dead.

 

[Nada.]

lol. this chimp accepts your challenge. nice knowing you..... to bad your about to be dead.

He's not even worth my left. But nice try. Machines don't lie. Especially the ones to entertain children in the Zoo.

 

[thehighking]

Other than an elephant which is just too big, I give myself at least a 50% chance against any animal on land.

 

[witt1021]

fantastic post.

i just have to ding you a little because you said komdo dragons have venom...they don't have venom just really toxic putrid spit

. They most def have venom. Everything taught to us was found out to be false. It’s not the bacteria in their saliva that fucks you up, it is in fact venom. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/komodo-dragon-venom

 

[syct23]

I've killed plenty of mosquitoes in my days..

 

[TheNinja]

I don't think 10 Sherdoggers could take Orca or Hippo.

 

[GolovKing]

chimps are absolute savages. no way you can take on a chimp. they rip off faces and balls as a go to attack!! you dont have any fight in you after having your balls ripped off man.

Well I'm not gonna just let him rip my balls off, and even if he does testosterone still flows through your body for a while after and I'm not just gonna lay over and die because my balls are gone. The thing with chimps is there strength is wildly over exaggerated, they have poor stamina and no technique. Their main advantage is they're agression, teeth, nails, durability and they're very explosive for a short amount of time

 

[LeonardoBjj]

I don't think 10 Sherdoggers could take Orca or Hippo.

- Why?
Sherdoggers are far bigger!

 

[thehighking]

Well I'm not gonna just let him rip my balls off, and even if he does testosterone still flows through your body for a while after and I'm not just gonna lay over and die because my balls are gone. The thing with chimps is there strength is wildly over exaggerated, they have poor stamina and no technique. Their main advantage is they're agression, teeth, nails, durability and they're very explosive for a short amount of time

How do you think you could kill the chimp? They are definitely way stronger than humans. You have little hope of knocking one out and it would be impossible to grapple with it when it's stronger than you and has a powerful bite with massive teeth. Each injury you receive in the fight would make you weaker and you wouldn't be able to cause any damage to the chimp other than gouging it's eyes, which would probably make it more ferocious in the fight and would most likely result in you losing all of your fingers. The chimp would also be gouging your eyes and ripping off your balls and after that I don't think you'd be able to even put up much resistance anymore. You'd be left in a bloody heap, instinctively trying to protect your vital organs and waiting for the chimp to either finish you off or leave.

 

[TheNinja]

How do you think you could kill the chimp? They are definitely way stronger than humans. You have little hope of knocking one out and it would be impossible to grapple with it when it's stronger than you and has a powerful bite with massive teeth. Each injury you receive in the fight would make you weaker and you wouldn't be able to cause any damage to the chimp other than gouging it's eyes, which would probably make it more ferocious in the fight and would most likely result in you losing all of your fingers. The chimp would also be gouging your eyes and ripping off your balls and after that I don't think you'd be able to even put up much resistance anymore. You'd be left in a bloody heap, instinctively trying to protect your vital organs and waiting for the chimp to either finish you off or leave.

The only thing is that a large powerful human male is larger than a chimp. Average chimp is like 70-130 pounds. So you might be able to cause some damage just from sheer size. Perhaps break its arm/elbow, or at least try to throw it or slam it and land on it with a good slam. You might be able to get some soccer kicks or stomps knees to the head if you aren't using UFC rules.

You would definitely come out severly damaged though.

 

[thehighking]

The only thing is that a large powerful human male is larger than a chimp. Average chimp is like 70-130 pounds. So you might be able to cause some damage just from sheer size. Perhaps break its arm/elbow, or at least try to throw it or slam it and land on it with a good slam. You might be able to get some soccer kicks or stomps knees to the head if you aren't using UFC rules.

You would definitely come out severly damaged though.

I don't think it would be possible to break the chimp's arm but I guess picking it up and slamming it on it's head might actually do some damage. It might also stun the chimp and give you a chance to bite it's balls off

 

[terrapin]

Well I'm not gonna just let him rip my balls off, and even if he does testosterone still flows through your body for a while after and I'm not just gonna lay over and die because my balls are gone. The thing with chimps is there strength is wildly over exaggerated, they have poor stamina and no technique. Their main advantage is they're agression, teeth, nails, durability and they're very explosive for a short amount of time

i think you are just having fun here so im gonna let that fact that you would be fucking dead in a very short time slide.

 

[GolovKing]

i think you are just having fun here so im gonna let that fact that you would be fucking dead in a very short time slide.

Perfect height for a low kick