So after seeing Bisping on a big card, what's your dream commentary team?

Henry Cejudo, Mauro Ranallo, and Dan Hardy.
 
Rogan, sparkly Bruce Buffer, Anik, and DC is the dream team.

Sanko filling out a buxom costume for outside the cage interviews and activities, as well as blended into the PBP.

One Special Guest Star Ring Girl per PPV along with the usual lineup.

Dom and Bisping with between fight counterpoint jabfest with the Karyn lady in between.

Carrot Top and the Draft Kings babe doing the audience experience interviews and profiles from VIPs to cheap seats.

Electronic Tip Jar for each fighter showing up on the screen.
 
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Cruz would’ve had no problem being a prick and shooting down bisping’s hyperbole last night.
 
For me it would be Bisping or Rogan (really doesn't matter to me), Big John and Mauro, the ultimate hype man
Big John, Mauro & Mir

IMHO it is the perfect mix.

Big John knows the referee job, rules, how to judge, etc.
Mauro minds the flow and the adds and keep the conversation going
Mir is the ex-fighter who is VERY good technically and very eloquent & smart.
 
Bas was okay in very small doses, but in general, as a commentator, he was horrible.
Some rose tinted glasses on folks for sure . Bas is funny and knows a lot about fighting but for some reason the latter didn't show in his commentary intentional or not.
 
Fire the 5'3" manlet, hire Bas Rutten and Steven Quadros.

Bisping said some stupid things that a professional commentator would never say. He isn't the worst one though.
 
hardy? Are you fucking kidding me? We can't have an announcer that wants to jump in and play referree. That guy made a fool of himself too many times; even Dana fires a guy like that.
 
Khabib obviously. Just him.
 
Bisping was an atrocity yesterday.

Ideal is Cruz, DC, Anik for me. I really like DC and Cruz's analysis, and I feel they communicate well.
 
Mike Goldberg and the wrestler Goldberg along that dude who screamed “BIGGEST UPSET IN MMA HISTORY” when Kimbo Slice lost on Strikeforce
 
Goldie and Dom would be horrible because Dom would be such a passive agressive bitch towards Goldie.

Well that’s what Goldie is for and also saying. “ corn nuts. The official corn based snack of the ufc. “
 
The GOAT commentary duo
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