Dumbest thing you've heard

[syct23]

I heard about some rich people who paid hundreds of thousands of dollars and their lives to ride a submarine that is controlled by an Xbox controller, down to the Titanic.

 

[Plutoburn]

The most common thing being using astrology to measure people. Like "Hey, that guy is a (insert any sign), he must be....."

 

[zapataxiv]

a long time ago my buddy was pretty tight in a mcDojo kung fun cult
they believed shit like you don't have to eat you can just breath in the smell and it will fill you up
plus stuff like people melting babies because they trained a certain type of kung fu etc..

 

[Flower2dPeople]

The most common thing being using astrology to measure people. Like "Hey, that guy is a (insert any sign), he must be....."

Pronouns is the new astrology.

 

[zapataxiv]

I love the city of Japan!

hell yeah their pad Thai is delicious

 

[StonedLemur]

I'm a vegetarian but I eat chicken.
Pitbulls are dogs of peace.
I'm a vegan, can I get ranch on my salad.

"Im a vegan"... that's all they needed to say.

 

[Osculater]

hell yeah their pad Thai is delicious

Their general sugar chicken is more better!!

 

[Osculater]

"Im a vegan"... that's all they needed to say.

I always get the vegan burrito with steak

 

[Sick85]

this might be one of the dumbest things I’ve read

 

[Joshuaace]

I once heard this crazy mofo say " I do"....that was me.

 

[rckoltrane]

"She's different." -me

 

[Joshuaace]

This classic comes to mind.

 

[StonedLemur]

I always get the vegan burrito with steak

I get the vegan Birria Tacos with steak and chicken fried in bacon grease lol.

 

[Osculater]

I get the vegan Birria Tacos with steak and chicken fried in bacon grease lol.

Never had it but I have to try that vegan dish

 

[StonedLemur]

Never had it but I have to try that vegan dish

That dish....is....delish lol

 

[Cariñito]

Sometimes I am absolutely astounded by the ignorance of people.

I told one my friends about the time I saw fresh water dolphins in the Mekong river in Cambodia, and she responds that I didn't. Dolphins don't live in rivers she says. When I told her I saw them with my own eyes and took videos of them, she said that they must've caught them from the ocean and put them in the river for tourists. This statement was so dumb I didn't know how to respond. That she said this with so much confidence and certainty in her voice is what bewildered me. I just told her to look up freshwater dolphin species.

I met a girl who worked at Yosemite National Park and she said she would sometimes get tourists asking her to "turn on the waterfall."

I also met people who complain about beaches being too small not realizing they were there at high tide.

What's the dumbest thing you heard people say?

Had a friend who told me we know nothing past the Sun. Like if it was a wall and we havent got past it.
I said we rotate around the Sun, stupid. We know whats past it.

 

[Adamant]

"I'm a real boy."

 

[Boomb]

"I'm a real boy."

Also, what was she thinking, I thought she was kinda cute in Juno...

 

[fordman7795]

I live in middle Michigan. I am very familiar with the outdoors and animals in my state, especially snakes. I showed a picture of my girls holding an eastern garter snake to a relative who promptly replied ‘I killed three water moccasins at my cabin last week’. Mind you, water moccasin range is hundreds and hundreds of miles from here. I explained calmly that there are no water moccasins in Michigan to which he replied they were “not the poisonous ones’. If you know snakes, you will know just how stupid this is.

 

[method115]

Early on when me and my wife first meet I discovered that she thought New Mexico was part of Mexico. I forget what the conversation was but I just stopped and was like wait “You know New Mexico is part of the US?”. You could just see the embarrassment on her face.