Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

“When I turned around, I saw one of the males out of the corner of my eye. We made eye contact, and he charged.”

St. James moved to protect his wife and she put her arm around him, but one of the chimps came hurtling and bashed into her from behind, knocking the couple to the ground.

LaDonna continued: “As we were falling, the chimp came back around and bit my finger off. There was no time to run. There was no time to do anything.”

Heroic St. James pushed his wife under their picnic table and took the mauling.

One of the crazed chimps bit into right eye socket then used a finger to gouge out his eye. The ape then sank his teeth into the man's nose, tearing it off. The other chimp chomped on his fingers.

St. James, who was a commanding 6ft 2ins and strong, fought back but the chimps used their claws to rip the skin off his face so badly that a flap covered his left eye, rendering him blind.

The animals bit his skull and one clasped his jaws on the man's mouth, ripping off his lips and tearing out some of his teeth. One gnawed at his left foot, leaving a gaping hole.

After around five minutes, St. James was spent, but the mauling continued.

The chimps chomped on his buttocks and his genitals, severing them.

Eventually, the sanctuary's owner, Virginia Brauer, tried to stop the chimps by spraying them with a water hose, but it didn't work.

She shouted to her son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who shot the younger chimp with a .45-caliber revolver. When that failed to stop the ape, he returned with more powerful ammunition and shot the older chimp in the head, killing him.

Meanwhile, the younger chimp had dragged St. James's limp, mutilated body around 30ft towards a car park. He was still gnawing at the man's body when the gunman shot him in the chest, killing him and ending the assault.

“It was pandemonium,” LaDonna told the Los Angeles Times. “I was screaming to the top of my lungs for help.”

Moe, horrified, cowered in a corner of his cage.

Kern County fire captain Kurt Merrell, one of the first on the scene, told the Los Angeles Times: "I had no idea a chimpanzee was capable of doing that to a human.

"It looked like a grizzly-bear attack."

good luck Bo
 
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6'5 455 lbs / A-level athlete.
 
I tried to find more footage of Bo talking about beating a chimpanzee, but all I could find is this

 
Chimpanzees are apparently able to literally rip a human's face off. Might advise him against trying his theory out.

I visited a wildlife sanctuary and they had several chimps.

Some were rescued from research labs, some were people's pets.

I saw one of the chimps toss a tractor tire like we would throw a Frisbee.
 

Watch at 2min30 here they dont give a fuck adult or not mfers kill chimps because they believe it increases their fertility in some tribes lmao



Dont believe PhD nerd scientists that spent decades being holed up in labs and got bullied when young they always overhype wild life, reality is we can be wild as fuck too and terrorise all these animals with no weapons


I think it's b/c most animals (like the big cats and stuff) don't want to get injured. If they get injured they are likely to die. They figure it isn't worth the risk. But make no mistake in life or death, we humans don't stand much chance against most animals. Like a small honey badger would fuck us up badly.

Chimps are also incredibly mean when provoked. I'd rather face a big cat like a leopard or cougar than a chimp. At least the cat will likely try to kill me quickly. The chimp will enjoy taking me apart piece by piece.
 
Lol chimp by ripping Bo’s arm off.
 
mma aficionados delude themselves into thinking mma is a super power. and that anybody that has ever "trained ufc" can manhandle any other men or, in this case animals on the planet

part of why the mma fanbase is the worst on the planet.

but back on topic: this is the kind of determination a bloodlusted animal with testosterone through the roof will have in a fight



meanwhile ufc guys frequently complain about eye pokes. even in King of the Streets the fighters start screaming and wanted out when eye gouged instead of trying to bite the mans fingers off like a chimp would



Videos like this happening in the 21st century convince me that a species we are doomed. Just as dumb and stupid as out 1000000 year old ancestors. Shameful.
 
A chimp would rip him to pieces. Chimps have 4 limbs to grasp, and will rip off anything they get a hold of……. and while their four limbs have you locked down they will be biting and ripping off pieces of flesh. They are ridiculously strong and will go crazy when they attack…..lol I would watch this fight if UFC puts it on, but it would be Bo’s last fight….haha
 
And people comparing it to gorillas are way off. I recall in the studies in Uganda that begot "chimp empire" they mentioned a Silverback gorilla killed like 7 or 8 chimps at once.

People may be miscontruing the animals. Noone can actually defeat a gorilla in any kind of combat barring a miracle (same goes for large cats)
Last story I read was that some chimps had raided a pride of gorillas and killed the babies. Even the silverback ran away
 
A chimp would rip him to pieces. Chimps have 4 limbs to grasp, and will rip off anything they get a hold of……. and while their four limbs have you locked down they will be biting and ripping off pieces of flesh. They are ridiculously strong and will go crazy when they attack…..lol I would watch this fight if UFC puts it on, but it would be Bo’s last fight….haha

Luke Rockhold managed to secure full mount on a bull, who's much bigger and stronger than a chimp. I can see the chimp getting choked out, should the right conditions arise.

 


6'5 455 lbs / A-level athlete.


that is not an "A-level athlete". that is an overweight man that has a lot of explosive speed for his weight and a lot of power, but it too overweight / too much BMI to be effective in any serious mma or no rules combat. he COULD, however, make a fine sumo wrestler most likely

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would be interesting to know the wingspan of that animal. It's approximately 6 foot tall, with an extremely long torso to leg ratio and yet its arms STILL would reach its knees if fully extended. and it has wide shoulders to boot.

going to guess that its arms are about four feet long each, and its shoulders around...thirty inches wide at least? that adds up to a wingspan of ten and a half feet (126 inches)
 
Last story I read was that some chimps had raided a pride of gorillas and killed the babies. Even the silverback ran away
Yeah. I just watched something about that. There were two different attacks. The chimps greatly outnumbered the gorillas which consisted of several females and one silverback and a baby which the chimps were able to capture and kill. One battle lasted 55 minutes and the other lasted like 80.
 
Luke Rockhold managed to secure full mount on a bull, who's much bigger and stronger than a chimp. I can see the chimp getting choked out, should the right conditions arise.


Ya but likes a samurai. Nickle is some hillbilly high school wrestler.
 
Luke Rockhold managed to secure full mount on a bull, who's much bigger and stronger than a chimp. I can see the chimp getting choked out, should the right conditions arise.





by watching enough of these jallikattu videos, it seems like wrapping arms around the bull from behind - behind the neck - and trying to drag it down by using your entire body as leverage is the best way to potentially take one to the ground. some men in these videos have given spirited attempts at it and none of them are as strong of a grappler as a Bo Nickal or Luke Rockhold (at least on paper. some of them look to be pretty strong and i wouldn't doubt them having some kind of grappling experience)
 
Bo is annoying as hell, but this is pro level trolling considering the amount of triggered people on here. 15 pages of shertard meltdowns, man he got you guys good.
 
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