Locked Premier League Thread 2023/24 V16: Klopp on his last legs and Man City keep Cheating On Edition

[Chules]

Didn't you sit on a sink once?

mate how the fook did you remember that?!? yes lol. Was on a gastro ward, leaning on a sink that people used for hand washing… and next thing it comes away from the wall lmao

 

[UVee]

Goat Bellingham to lead Real to treble and England to WC + Euros as nr 10, goalie and a forward. Book it @UVee

There's only one problem with this

Spoiler

 

[UVee]

mate how the fook did you remember that?!? yes lol. Was on a gastro ward, leaning on a sink that people used for hand washing… and next thing it comes away from the wall lmao

 

[Chules]

@UVee @Ignicious

Spoiler

I have to admit, i was ignorant and didn’t even care about the Palestine / Israel situation much before. Since the Russia/Ukraine situation, i read more into the world and how it operated… I had an enlightening. Anything our cocksucking government endorses, I will oppose. I’m like a wise sage now Hit the weights, get a clue.

 

[Rawex]

There's only one problem with this

Spoiler

Sack him asap and hire Mourinho

 

[Chules]

@UVee come wiv me

Spoiler: Concert

 

[UVee]

@UVee come wiv me

Spoiler: Concert

I'm not really into them that much

 

[Ignicious]

@UVee @Ignicious

Spoiler

I have to admit, i was ignorant and didn’t even care about the Palestine / Israel situation much before. Since the Russia/Ukraine situation, i read more into the world and how it operated… I had an enlightening. Anything our cocksucking government endorses, I will oppose. I’m like a wise sage now Hit the weights, get a clue.

I was the same before 9/11 2001. Me and a homeboy smoked a few joints while watching the whole thing unfold.

I realised later on that George W Bush was a can.
But can we leave it at that, please? At least Israel suck at football too.

 

[UVee]

@UVee @Ignicious

Spoiler

I have to admit, i was ignorant and didn’t even care about the Palestine / Israel situation much before. Since the Russia/Ukraine situation, i read more into the world and how it operated… I had an enlightening. Anything our cocksucking government endorses, I will oppose. I’m like a wise sage now Hit the weights, get a clue.

I dislike both sides

 

[Arqueto]

Crystal Meth FC with the cracking goal 1-0

 

[Chules]

Crystal Meth FC with the cracking goal 1-0

Get in!! Thought Chelsea were back last week lol

 

[Carl Drogo]

Crystal Meth FC with the cracking goal 1-0

Chelsea really are shite innit. Fuck sake

 

[BigDeadFreak]

1-0 Palace

Dubz

 

[Chules]

Honestly have no idea who half these Chelsea players are. Who the fuck is this Madueke fella

 

[Arqueto]

Get in!! Thought Chelsea were back last week lol

We broke Villa and now everyone is beating them

Chelsea really are shite innit. Fuck sake

@BroRogan time to make the full transfer, bruv. 'and here we go'

Full backed by your mate too

 

[Arqueto]

Chelsea have equalised @BroRogan full transfer to the Toon is on hold

 

[Carl Drogo]

@BroRogan plenty of room for you at the new stadium mate. We play rock n roll football under Big Ange Postecoglou. You'll be sat in @Possum Jenkins and @xtramob's section. You know dem way dere

 

[BigDeadFreak]

1-1

Dubz

 

[Chules]

@650lb Sumo @UVee

Spoiler: Covid vaccine injury

Ducking sue the cunt

 

[Carl Drogo]

Gallagher, fuck sake