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The very study they used to explain the pulsing was for one of the drugs from Jones second PED failure... Clomiphene. Magically Jones doesn't pulse for that but does for a whole new drug, that his brother also somehow failed for.don't even get me started on all the jon jones horseshit.
the motherfucker was caught , and an arbiter decided that it was due to unintentional ingestion, so his suspension was shortened. jones did not provide any evidence of that, other than being interviewed by the arbiter.
next, he gets busted again, and they shorten his suspension yet again, because this time he snitched on someone. mind you, he was the fucking champion at the time. unless he snitched on dana white's tax returns being fraudulent, it's the dumbest reason anyone's been given a deal in the history of fucking deals. he's the guy, who the fuck can he snitch on? some prelims fighter nobody gives a fuck about?
but of course, he pisses hot again. this is embarrassing, we better pull out some new pseudoscience to cover his ass. he's just pulsing, everybody, it's perfectly fine. it's just a pinch of salt in an olympic swimming pool. it's just a few pictograms. that dipshit novitzky actually had the balls to explain in an interview that jones is the first known example in history to have this pulsing effect, it's completely uncharted territory and they have no idea what's going on.
if only there could be a simpler explanation for a piece of shit cheater that's been busted several times before...
I don't work for USADA but it's very clear the Jones's got a good deal on their PEDs by getting a family bulk discount...