Australia's the only country to lose a war to a bird

[blaseblase]

Emu War - Wikipedia

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Any Aussies on here? The shame you must feel that your military armed with machine guns couldn't handle the Emus.

 

[Tone C]

Not a surprise. Look at this clip of an Emu from a British chat show...

 

[Osculater]

Emus still have that raptor rage flowing in their blood

 

[NoSmilez]

Woldog is prepping for the counterattack on the birds.

 

[GergreG]

Emu War - Wikipedia

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Any Aussies on here? The shame you must feel that your military armed with machine guns couldn't handle the Emus.

They're just one of our excellent defensive strategies to keep Americans out. Spiders, sharks, snakes and crocodiles are our infantry with the kangaroos and emus being the 'generals' pulling the strings.

 

[650lb Sumo]

US lost wars to Crime, Drugs, Poverty and Terror. US keeps picking up military Ls.

 

[Osculater]

Woldog is prepping for the counterattack on the birds.

He's gonna get his ass kicked by that emu front kick

 

[ferrisjso]

The Emus didn't strike back or anything the amount of resources(bullets) needed to wipe out the emus made it unfeasible. If a bird can tank machine gun fire and is intelligent enough to run away what are you supposed to do?

 

[Flower2dPeople]

The Emus didn't strike back or anything the amount of resources(bullets) needed to wipe out the emus made it unfeasible. If a bird can tank machine gun fire and is intelligent enough to run away what are you supposed to do?

Napalm.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

@lsa would do it for $10 and a burger

 

[blaseblase]

The Emus didn't strike back or anything the amount of resources(bullets) needed to wipe out the emus made it unfeasible. If a bird can tank machine gun fire and is intelligent enough to run away what are you supposed to do?

That makes it worse, the Australian army couldn't even take down pacifist birds.

 

[NoSmilez]

Napalm.

Take in more international students.

 

[Osculater]

@lsa would do it for $10 and a burger

@lsa is going to switch sides and hunt down @Slobodan

 

[Flower2dPeople]

@lsa is going to switch sides and hunt down @Slobodan

 

[Osculater]

Oh, shit the hunt begins!

 

[Cid]

Bludgeoned the shit out of the Tasmanian Tiger though.

Our heart wasn't in it for the Emu War. Was like McGregor coming back to the UFC after fighting Floyd.

We damn near genocided the salties before the truce and they survived the meteor that wiped out those pussy dinosaurs.



Kidding aside geographically Australia is huge with a comparatively tiny population so we struggle with a tonnes of animals from rabbits, fish, cats, dogs, horses, toads, birds... the list goes on and on.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

When I first heard about the Emu War years ago my imagination ran wild. I envisioned a bunch of crocodile Dundee type guys running from emus. The reality was far less amusing and far more boring.

 

[Slobodan]

@lsa is going to switch sides and hunt down @Slobodan

That bastard!

 

[Flower2dPeople]

When I first heard about the Emu War years ago my imagination ran wild. I envisioned a bunch of crocodile Dundee type guys running from emus. The reality was far less amusing and far more boring.

Yeah but the beer flows and men chunder.

 

[davidlemonparty]

To be fair they are pretty fucking big birds