Goddamn, what a bunch of negative Nancies in this thread.
Lets establish some things:
1. The original Roadhouse is an absolutely terrible, god-awful movie. It's superb entertainment, but only if you're capable of enjoying it ironically.
2. So what exactly are you expecting from a remake?
A Roadhouse remake isnt meant to be great, its meant to be enjoyed. The original movie is complete garbage, but so bad that it's good. The remake is one of the most unpretentious, absolutely give no fucks "just be entertained" movies to come out since I cant remember when. Theyre remaking a movie thats so stupidly bad that you enjoy it. So what do you do? You certainly don't try to make a great movie. And you cant make cheese on purpose, it has to be born out of legitimate effort. So you make an entertaining movie that understands it cant be taken seriously and then you can have the same sense of dumb fun. That's literally the only aim this movie has. The fights were shot in a completely new and original way that was kind of interesting to watch. And you know what? Conor killed it. Had some of the biggest laughs in the movie. If you didnt laugh out loud when he just crashes the van into a tree theres nothing the movie could have done for you. Good God, he had the same grin when he dives into the goddamn ocean.
Doug Liman has always been one of the most underrated directors around, imo, and hes capable of pulling humor out of thin air which he manages to do a few times.
Basically: Jesus Christ, people. Its a remake of one of the worst movies ever made. Just have some dumb fun for a couple of hours, just like if you were watching the original.