News Demetrious Johnson bow and arrow chokes 6’3” 250 lbs Brown Belt Sherdogger at IBJJF Championships

[StonedLemur]

We need to dojo storm Bradley Martyn!

Oh I would love that on many levels sir lol

 

[usernamee]

what belt was the 250lb dude? gotta feel bad for him, whole arena wanted to see him get smoked

 

[BoxerMaurits]

what belt was the 250lb dude?

Brown

 

[Hellowhosthat]

what belt was the 250lb dude? gotta feel bad for him, whole arena wanted to see him get smoked

Brown, it was the brown belt masters absolute.

 

[usernamee]

DJ is one of those guys that should've been promoted to a blackbelt several years ago

more common the other way tho, people getting blackbelts way too quickly

 

[BoxerMaurits]

Brown, it was the brown belt masters absolute.

DJ is one of those guys that should've been promoted to a blackbelt several years ago

more common the other way tho, people getting blackbelts way too quickly

This angle really shows the size difference.
Sherdogger tried to toss-around Mighty Mouse with sheer strength, but that didn’t work out, lol (swipe):

 

[Hellowhosthat]

This angle really shows the size difference.
Sherdogger tried to toss-around Mighty Mouse with sheer strength, but that didn’t work out, lol (swipe):

Lmao a rolling bow and arrow on a guy much bigger than him.

Mark Hulme needs to promote this dude already

 

[markg171]

It's so funny when untrained wankers sincerely think that they could beat a Flyweight in a fight.

You can't actually be stupid enough to think any of them mean they'd try and do BJJ with them right? They're saying they'd win a street fight where they can do anything Christ.

Don't get me wrong, they're still largely being stupid. But none of them are saying they'd land a bow and arrows choke or grapple them. They're (delusionally) saying they'd just throw them into a wall or something if they had to fight them for real.

 

[CatchtheseHands]

Mighty mouse one of the GOATS.

 

[blaseblase]

You can't actually be stupid enough to think any of them mean they'd try and do BJJ with them right? They're saying they'd win a street fight where they can do anything Christ.

Don't get me wrong, they're still largely being stupid. But none of them are saying they'd land a bow and arrows choke or grapple them. They're (delusionally) saying they'd just throw them into a wall or something if they had to fight them for real.

This guy couldn't even get DJ to the ground.

 

[Ares Black]

You can't actually be stupid enough to think any of them mean they'd try and do BJJ with them right? They're saying they'd win a street fight where they can do anything Christ.

Don't get me wrong, they're still largely being stupid. But none of them are saying they'd land a bow and arrows choke or grapple them. They're (delusionally) saying they'd just throw them into a wall or something if they had to fight them for real.

And they would lose badly, and it's funny as hell.

 

[Stagliano]

Honestly, I didn't think that a 250 lbs brown belt would lose to a 155 lbs dude. If the big guy had never rolled in his life I'd have understood but in that case dude is a brown belt...

 

[Rio Ferdinand]

That was impressive.

Goes to show you he WOULD kill someone like bradley martyn in a matter of minutes

 

[KOPPE]

DJ is one of those guys that should've been promoted to a blackbelt several years ago

more common the other way tho, people getting blackbelts way too quickly

it doesn't mean anything anymore

 

[Ares Black]

Mighty mouse as a brown belt is sandbagging of the highest order.

5 sub wins in world title fights = brown belt

Frankly I've assumed he was a black belt for years.

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

Very underappreciated when he was here. Such a shame it didn't work out in the UFC, but DJ has showed himself proud outside of the company. Happy to see.

i think leaving UFC was better for his legacy. to me it's clear Mighty Mouse is a better fighter than pretty much everyone at 125lb still and i think his finish of Adriano Moraes was legendary. the finishing sequence was insane, how he misdirected him, landed the right hand and then followed with the knee. master class.

 

[Phisher]

That was impressive.

Goes to show you he WOULD kill someone like bradley martyn in a matter of minutes

Every time this stupidity comes up, I think of a dude that I went to high school with who won Texas state golden gloves as a featherweight.

He was 5'7", and looked like an emaciated nerd in street clothes.

I saw him wreck guys who were over 6 feet tall and 200+ lbs. in fights on multiple occasions.

People who think that being in good shape from weight training puts them on par with highly skilled fighters couldn't be any more deluded.

 

[Skarsgard]

Jesus Christ. He looks fast against other flyweights, but that was ridiculous.

 

[welcometohavoc]

Mighty mouse as a brown belt is sandbagging of the highest order.

5 sub wins in world title fights = brown belt

lol Bibiano is a stingy motherfucker with the promotions

 

[filthybliss]

GOAT




Bradley Martyn in shambles right now:

sending this to every lard that ik that swears that they can clobber anyone up because they're a walking parade float