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MAGA

There’s no escaping entropy. Embrace your gray hair and arthritis. The ride will eventually end. In the meantime, don’t be a fucking crybaby.

Sorry man

Join the Marines.

I’m pretty sure he boxes washed up fighters and celebrities now but was famous before that. I know not why. He’s irrelevant to me.

I don’t even know if I’ll make it to the next leap year.

When it lands on a streaming platform I already subscribe to, I will probably watch it.

Eventually

I’m no fan of the government and certainly I don’t look to them like a parent. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to look over my shoulder every time my idiot rabbit ears perk up. They’re not coming for you. Grow up and seek new sources of information outside your preferred echo chamber.

Sprained both eyes rolling so hard.

Paranoid much? Jesus Christ.

You picked a good time to get interested because you can start your seedlings soon. Don’t worry about everything, just plant some seedlings or seeds and let nature do most of the work. Pick up tips and tricks as you go.

Elaine hooking up with Rachel woulda been pretty hot.

If you’re clinging to anything related to high school other than personal finance or ethics, let it go. Whether you were prom king or a loser, none of that matters anymore. Move on.

Bone Tomahawk was loaded with possibilities then turned into a piece of shit. The violence perpetrated by the cannibals was gratuitous and not realistic. So fucking stupid.

After taxes, lump sum penalty, lawyer fees, etc, it would only be about $53.87. Pass.

Played outside for hours every day.

Disappear

Yes

I would still be driving my old reliable 20 year old Jeep, but my kid wanted it, so I gave it to him. I was considering a bunch of possibilities, then my wife asked me to take over her two year old car so she could buy something taller, like a full size SUV. New cars are often a trap.