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I get service plan offers from the municipal water supplier even though I'm on a private well outside of city limits. Pisses me off, my elderly neighbors paid one of these plans and got the run around when they had some issues with there line from the well to the house.

Not only is it a good medicine, but girls have this flaw that makes their clothes fall off if they laugh too hard.

We are opposites. Almost 3 acres of "ornament" here. Hundreds of different trees, shrubs, bushes. Several different flower gardens, goldfish ponds, etc. Wife enjoys the landscaping. I enjoy keeping the machines maintained. In fact, I'm about to sharpen blades on the garden tractor and zero turn...

Title took me straight to memories of The Readers Digest. Anyone else get their monthly RD and go straight to "laughter the best medicine", "all in a days work", "humor in uniform", etc?

Put Alexa in a box years ago. Fridge, thermostat, garage opener, TV, are all wifi capable but not connected. Aside from phones and computers, the Dish Network Hopper and the security cams are the only thing connected to the wifi.

TV Moms are my thing. So Skylar is far from my worst wank. I'd watch it all.....with a few timely breaks.

It's dumb imo. This is the UFC, every single fight is supposed to be between 2 bad mofo's.

An Intercontinental and Television Champ for each weight make more sense.

We have several varieties of Cherry Blossoms and Redbuds. Wife and I were just talking about how bright red/pink the yard is currently. Props to whomever planted this property, between the flowers and trees there is something blooming from March thru December.

Every now and then you just got to throw a chip on double zero when you walk by. GL TS.

Billy Goddard stiffed 3 kids in 5th grade and never trained a day.

Yes. HP, Condensor, Furnace, line set, thermostat. The original line set was run before the basement was finished and had a closet built around the furnace and a hung ceiling installed. So the new lines were a genuine pain in the ass.

Absolutely. There ended up being a back order on some of the Goodman components, forcing us to call an audible to a Carrier sub brand. Then we received some damaged equipment, which we returned for replacement.....only to receive the same unit again. So by the time we received installable...

Wifey is frying up some spam lite and ramen noodles. Inviting @pride_rules over, not even sure if he watches MMA anymore though.

went something like this. "It goes in the oven as a liquid....and comes out of you as a liquid." So confirmation on the first part wasn't needed since the 2nd part was spot on.

Someone once told me Arby's roast beef arrives to the store as a liquid that solidifies when they put it in the oven. Didn't even fact check, but I haven't been back in decades.

No plans and I live jogging distance from the path.

Curtis via boredom

So me white knighting for someone in a different sub forum is the source of your anger? See, I was putting you on the moped, turns out you were on the bike.

Just like the van, I'm riding off leaving a triggered heifer in my wake. hagd princess.