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Alex would fight Tom and Tom would lose and then Jones would be like I want to fight Alex not Stipe? <mma4>

Jon Jones, "The Greatest Mixed Martial Artist In History", won't even take that fight. "Way too dangerous"

Fuck Jon Jones. Bring on the future

You can basically say the same thing about Jones. He's old, fat, inactive, ancient in MMA years and lost his last fight (or two) before he retired. He came out of retirement to fight a guy who hates MMA, only does it for the money, and refuses to train a ground game. Jon's no dummy when it comes...

If Aspinall has to defend his interim title TWICE then at that point he is the undisputed. Dana might try to explain why Jon's still the champ but he's going to look really stupid and no one will buy it.

Carwin's like bro. How'd you get caught? Seriously.

Maybe, but they won't buy it.

lol that'd be some bullshit

A hw trapped in a lhw body

My first thought. He'd actually do it too.

The magic of the UFC was the style vs style aspect that was promoted and existed through the mid 20 teens. When people started training UFC it all became homogenized and to some degree, boring. It takes much more to stand out as a star, or at least original these days

Cyril Gane should have stayed a kickboxer. If you don't want to learn the other half of the sport in a year's time then you don't belong in that sport at the highest level and Jones proved that.

Oh, that's good for him then

Wait, is that right? Jon grabs HER phone and records himself threatening her and then gives it back and then she takes it to cops? Jon does some stupid shit but if that's true, it might set a new record

So in hindsight, bringing backup was a pretty good idea

If a male drug tester grabbed Jon's penis, he probably would have stuck his finger in his butthole and everything would have been fine

I think people are missing the joke because the 'Saint Jones my hero' joke is stale and not funny to begin with. I mean maybe it was amusing the first time anyone ever played it like 5 years ago but now there are whole accounts devoted to the shtick. People who want to keep spamming that shit...

Anything to avoid a competitive fight

Exactly. He's afraid of losing but he's terrified of getting knocked out