2019/2020 Premier League Thread V3: Sacked by Xmas

[EOW]

Top go xxx 5quid d

 

[Chules]

Top go xxx 5quid d

 

[EOW]

Lol phone was unlocked in my pocket

 

[EOW]

Lol phone was unlocked in my pocket

Insert lescott car meme

 

[Chules]

Lol phone was unlocked in my pocket

lol it typed quid perfectly haha

 

[Chules]

@Deffid

pizza and footy today?

how are u

i jus did 30 mins of cardio. am dead fam

 

[Chules]

5 mins stepper
10 mins cross trainer
5 mins stationary cycle
repeated another 10 mins cross trainer
5 mins rowing machine

 

[Deffid]

@Deffid

pizza and footy today?

how are u

i jus did 30 mins of cardio. am dead fam

Sounds good

Drank Friday and yesterday, need to detox today lol

 

[Chules]

Sounds good

Drank Friday and yesterday, need to detox today lol

oof.

@Rawex how does one detox?

 

[frenz]

At my friends house waiting for her to wake up

 

[frenz]

 

[Da Speeit]

Just make it mate

I would but im posting from phone

I dont think ill be able to wake up for the match

 

[Da Speeit]

Youre like 40 how tf do you even still have “crushes”

 

[Chules]

i FINALLY binned the girl that has been treating me like a mug for the last 3 years.

no more messaging back or anything. it's finished.

 

[frenz]

Youre like 40 how tf do you even still have “crushes”

Just like you’re twenty and have no hair follicles shit is crazy

 

[Chules]

Youre like 40 how tf do you even still have “crushes”

stop being a cunt, she aint 40

 

[frenz]

I’m on a coke come down so I’m ready to go bro

 

[Chules]

I dont think ill be able to wake up for the match

oh no, how will we cope?

 

[Chules]

I’m on a coke come down so I’m ready to go bro

LMAO! Srs?

my housemate's friend took MD last night

 

[frenz]

LMAO! Srs?

my housemate's friend took MD last night

Yea. Went to bed at like six lol

Never done that