Social CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposes his penis on zoom call

I also gotta say that "Doin' the Toobin" has a nice ring to it.
 
I gotta imagine the video of this is hilarious but all ive found were spoofs.

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Job role: A job role is the function you fill within your organization. ... While a job role is only a few words summarizing your purpose within the larger company, a jobdescription lists the particulars of the position, including duties, responsibilities, and necessary skills.

Derp.
Job role is easily understandable. "Job-roll" is something you made up because you aren't smart. Stop being wrong so much.
 
Well Fox has on Jason Miller who killed one mistresses baby, and wont support his baby with his other mistress. Then we have Dershowitz, that admitted to being a 60 year old man getting massages at Epsteins place, but I quote" I kept my underwear on" which I guess makes it perfectly OK for a 60+ year old man to get massaged by a 16 year old girl. Fox had Dershowitz and Miller on a bunch.
CNN should not have him on, but in the hierarchy of low standards, I would list slipping a mistress an abortion smoothie as the worst, being 60 and getting underwear massages as 2nd worst and jerking off on a zoom meeting as 3rd out of those 3.
Never taking a day off of your partisan duties I see .. they both are trash
 
I can't imagine pinching one off and not realizing that your cam is one and your coworkers can see. Talk about embarrassing. At that point you just gotta own it and move on. Haha
 
well it couldve been worse. he could have got caught "toobin' it" during a virtual church session
 
Why are all these old ass threads being summoned from the depths all of a sudden?
 
Pro-Tip - Always assume the camera is on for a laptop or webcam. Use a piece of tape...

Even when you think it's off... It can be turned on remotely.

With phones these days... jerking off is safer and more private. Instead of being laid out on your chair at your desk.

Some people are just stupid and asking to get caught. I remember walking in on an roommate once and he had headphones on full blast. Like can't you watch porn without sound?
 

The body count at CNN is steadily climbing....

Who's next on the Deal Pool? We really need a Betting Section. Let's see the odds for who's next

- Don Lemon - Unhireable anywhere else... They'll have to drag him out. And he'd likely set the place on fire Milton style if CNN did try to let him go.
- Anderson Cooper - Definite possibility. Dude is vanilla as they come and likable. Could easily get job somewhere else, CNN would be dumb to let him go. But I could see him jumping ship for the right job
- Wolf Blitzer - This is his last job... Only way he's leaving is by passing away.
- Brian Stelter - My Top PIck... This gus is an unlikeable potato with zero personality. Surprised they haven't canned him yet just out of principal.
- Chris Wallace - Most Ironic pick if its happens... Leaves a cushy job at Fox only to get stuck on a sinking ship.
 
The body count at CNN is steadily climbing....

Who's next on the Deal Pool? We really need a Betting Section. Let's see the odds for who's next

- Don Lemon - Unhireable anywhere else... They'll have to drag him out. And he'd likely set the place on fire Milton style if CNN did try to let him go.
- Anderson Cooper - Definite possibility. Dude is vanilla as they come and likable. Could easily get job somewhere else, CNN would be dumb to let him go. But I could see him jumping ship for the right job
- Wolf Blitzer - This is his last job... Only way he's leaving is by passing away.
- Brian Stelter - My Top PIck... This gus is an unlikeable potato with zero personality. Surprised they haven't canned him yet just out of principal.
- Chris Wallace - Most Ironic pick if its happens... Leaves a cushy job at Fox only to get stuck on a sinking ship.

Guess Brian Stelter won the Deadpool this round...

He's out. I win!!

Who's next? Don Lemon or Chris Wallace? I'm thinking Chris Wallce.
 
Guess Brian Stelter won the Deadpool this round...

He's out. I win!!

Who's next? Don Lemon or Chris Wallace? I'm thinking Chris Wallce.
good call.

I'm guessing firing Lemon will be too problematic. so I say Wallace is next too
 
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