Could I get a UFC contract?

[SpaceGinger]

Let him bang, bro!

 

[Calipwnia]

You can win a chicken fight maybe

 

[Bork Neslar]

I can imagine you giving CM Punk a tough fight.

 

[Milgrim]

10-8 Punk imo

 

[CieloLuce]

Fucking machine dude, that 1-2 combination to the stop sign was masterfully executed.

 

[Egészségére!]

 

[Pierced7681]

Did he?

 

[98bird]

I know my age is against me but I'm in extremely elite shape, can go 100 rounds at 30 mins per round. I would say I'm a little above K1 level striking.

Ground game is limited because I don't like to lay on the floor hugging dudes.

Could I get a contract?
I mean of course I can but I mean a good contract.
Yeah I'm gonna give you a lifetime of inspiration with this.

Here I am:

I bet you can deliver some Chinese food to the UFC staff, no doubt.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Like Déjà vu all over again

 

[louiscyphere]

I know my age is against me but I'm in extremely elite shape, can go 100 rounds at 30 mins per round. I would say I'm a little above K1 level striking.

Ground game is limited because I don't like to lay on the floor hugging dudes.

Could I get a contract?
I mean of course I can but I mean a good contract.
Yeah I'm gonna give you a lifetime of inspiration with this.

Here I am:

Future goat confirmed

 

[chill doggie]

Like Déjà vu all over again

 

[superpunch]

I don't think anyone goes straight to the UFC with no pro or amateur fights at all, do they ?

Back in the dark ages, the UFC was much less organized and fight records weren't blasted on the internet so they couldn't really confirm anything even if they tried, which they probably didn't. There are probably tons of guys from back then that never fought before and just lied about it.

But, CM Punk.

 

[Dim1]

Try mowing your lawn first. Also fix some of that rotten fence.

 

[An Uncertain Choice]

I don’t know why I watched that whole thing.

I made a doctors appointment for tomorrow.

 

[Nuffnuff]

So 100 rounds at 30 mins a round is 50 hrs
Two days straight of training


Count me in as a tad skeptical

 

[Seanomatic22]

 

[chill doggie]

So 100 rounds at 30 mins a round is 50 hrs
Two days straight of training

Count me in as a tad skeptical

 

[Istryker]

How good are you on twitter?

 

[flikerstance]

well least hes in better shape than 99% of people on this forum

 

[vgff]

dunno about fighting...maybe a crossfit competition or something like that