Could I get a UFC contract?

[Credo]

This again?

 

[BEATDOWNS]

I know my age is against me but I'm in extremely elite shape, can go 100 rounds at 30 mins per round. I would say I'm a little above K1 level striking.

Ground game is limited because I don't like to lay on the floor hugging dudes.

Could I get a contract?
I mean of course I can but I mean a good contract.
Yeah I'm gonna give you a lifetime of inspiration with this.

Here I am:

 

[Palani]

Ask Masvidal about starting out in street fights.
It seemed to work for him, Kimbo, Dada 5000....okay, maybe didnt work out so well for Dada

 

[El Fernas]

"Fuck it, you are in, buddy"

-Dana White, while shaking your hand having no idea why he signed you with a 6-figure contract.

 

[Mike K.O]

What weight class?

 

[chill doggie]

What weight class?

Lowest I can go is FW so I guess I can start there and work my way to HW.
First champ-champ-champ-champ-champ-champ

 

[blurple]

What happens when you get punched in the face though?

 

[chill doggie]

What happens when you get punched in the face though?

I eat the shots and just blast them back in the face, they're not gonna be able to handle it.

 

[Mike K.O]

Lowest I can go is FW so I guess I can start there and work my way to HW.
First champ-champ-champ-champ-champ-champ

Both FW and HW have shallow talent pools
Check your mail, the contract will be there soon

 

[dildos]

Personally I’ll be disappointed if you don’t get a ufc contract!

 

[Striker Fox]

 

[pretty boy blue]

i think your skills are more suited for american ninja warrior instead. i seriously think you would do great there.