Happy birthday to me

[Contempt]

I was wandering around the house with my dick in my hands, and then it entered into my head....

Jesus dude, you must be super flexible to pull that off

Can you recommend some stretches?

 

[Tone C]

T-800 is not best machine but I fix errors in post for you.

Lol, have a good day mate x

 

[666]

Lol, have a good day mate x

xoxo

 

[StonedLemur]

Jesus dude, you must be super flexible to pull that off

Can you recommend some stretches?

Sherdoggers dingles dangle sir lol

 

[TheTickG]

It's my birthday. I've never really celebrated or cared for it. Seeing as I'm posting here though can you wish me a happy birthday in the best way you know how?

Congrats on not dying yet.

 

[Bobby00]

Happy Birthday




What did you get me?

 

[ralphc1]

37. Wish I would act like it.

Damn kids!

 

[tank666]

It's my birthday. I've never really celebrated or cared for it. Seeing as I'm posting here though can you wish me a happy birthday in the best way you know how?

Anyone with 666 in their username is an unoriginal loser. But happy birthday anyway.

 

[helax]

@lsa it’s this guy’s birthday too, Marilyn. Get to it.

 

[lsa]

@lsa it’s this guy’s birthday too, Marilyn. Get to it.

You are confused and smelly