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How does Askren vs CM Punk boxing match go?

Discussion in 'Fantasy Matchup Discussion' started by Koro_11, May 9, 2021.

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    Please discuss...
     
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    End of thread
     
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    Cm punk vs Jake Paul next
     
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    Mods please move to the fantasy matchup forum
     
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    It would be the greatest slugfest of all time
     
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    Even boxing wouldn't make this crap. Its only hope of occurring would be in bare knuckle.
     
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    Would deflate any erection.
     
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    It would look like 2 guys boxing underwater with 64 oz. gloves
     
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    It would go similar to a dating show starring Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.
     
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    The air would be in for a lot of punishment during that match-up.
     
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    They both are so bad it would be fun to watch
     
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    CM Punk by KO
     
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    Lol, I'm loving these comments!

    Serious answer, I think CM Punk would win. I suspect that the reason Askren did so poorly against Jake Paul is that he didn't take him seriously, and he just assumed that because he's a true MMA fighter he can beat any Youtuber.

    CM Punk, on the other hand, was at least humble enough to recognize that he didn't know anything, and he tried to learn in preparation for his UFC matches. Obviously, he didn't do great, but as anybody who trains here know, fighting IRL is hard.

    So, if given the choice between two guys in their late thirties and bodies broken by years of competition in unrelated sports, I'll take the guy who shows he wants to learn over the guy who thinks he already knows enough.
     
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