How many you’s would it take to beat Jon Jones?

[cooks1]

12.

One to watch him 24/7 to prevent the juicing.

One to exclusively hold onto his fingers to prevent eye poking.

Without the juice and the eyepokes, 2 Cooks1's would be able to hold their own against Jon Jones in a fight.

But my cardio is shit, so I would need 2 Cooks1's per round for 5 rounds. Taking the total to 12.

 

[Orgasmo]

When I was actively training back in university, three realistically. Now with my fatass self, at least five.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

If I could clone myself, the rotting mile long stack of my corpses would be sure to disease Jones and take him out

 

[Estemachine]

4;

2 of them shoot for the legs, while the other 2 superman punch him, we each attack each limb, double Kimura from the mount, double heelhook; something is gotta give. Hopefully he doesn't ko one of us at the beginning because that kills the whole plan.

 

[Broke Lester]

1/2 of me should be enough