I have 3 weeks to get good at running. What should I do?

[2fast2see]

To beat this test, you need speed. You don't have any. Your knees are shot so no hard running. You've got arthritis and calcium deposits in most of your joints so road work is out. So what we'll be calling on is good ole blunt force trauma, horsepower!

Well done!

 

[TheTickG]

Those were the qualifications I was lacking

literally in the job posting

Why did you apply to that kind of job?

I wouldn't want to spend my days around people who write those kind of requirements.