Metal makes you fat

[White Whale]

Metal makes you crave fatty foods or obese people are drawn to metal.

Anyone that likes metal is likely a fat asses do keep that in mind.
https://www.metalsucks.net/2021/05/11/listening-to-metal-makes-you-fat-study-says/amp/
https://www.metalsucks.net/2021/05/11/listening-to-metal-makes-you-fat-study-says/amp/

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Sounds retarded

"The article, which was only available in the print edition of the Star but can be viewed in lo-res fashion below, states that loud and fast music entices listeners to gorge themselves on fatty foods while classical music inspires them to make more healthy choices."

 

[Krixes]

Maybe smoking weed, and listening to metal.....

 

[Kaybee]

Oh wow, I remember MetalSucks, haven't visited that site in like a decade lol

Probably checks out though; metal and hip-hop are both genres that attract manchildren (and I say this as someone who enjoys both genres) so bad eating habits are almost certain to follow.

 

[KawhiDoh]

Don't tell me you guys are taking this article seriously.

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Half the time Metalsucks posts satire. This falls into that category.

 

[Candy Routure]

Go to a metal show and you see big fat dudes, and guys that resemble POW’s from Civil War photos.

 

[Mattola]

I love Metal. Seems i didnt get the memo.