Mildly Interesting Stat for Jourdain vs Woodson

This mildly interesting stat has elicited a sensible chuckle... well played
 
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The biggest "what if" in MMA history. What if Jimmy Ambriz was shaped completely differently and was good at fighting?
 
I hand slaughtered, and de-feathered 25 turkeys on the farm when I lived in Maine.
I had to grab them out of an open pen.

You have to grab them by the feet/legs because of that.
If you miss you have to watch your face because they're gonna swat at you lol.
I rented a trailer on a farm for a couple of years. The turkey would come and sit on my lap outside. I had never heard of one doing that, but that old bird never missed a bonfire.
 
I rented a trailer on a farm for a couple of years. The turkey would come and sit on my lap outside. I had never heard of one doing that, but that old bird never missed a bonfire.

Yeah your turkey was like family sir lol.
They act a bit different after you leave with one and it don't come back, they start realizing what's going on lol
 
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