I forgive you Turp, we good
Final picks for da mandem after sum tinkin':
Prelim mandem:
Ronald "The Sandman" Staton vs Will "Big Boy" Woods (LHW): Woods finna get the KO Ron sux bro
Cooper "The House" Housley vs Stevie Ray Payne (HW): My yute Stevie by better name like bro
Joseph Landman vs Ke'Ali'i Kanekoa (MW):
Slappy Joe cracks him inda 1st seen dis boi buck he ain't the type to succeed in the rough sport of Power Slap fam iono we'll see
******MAIN CARD******
MATCH 1: Russel "Steppy Joe" Rivero vs Cody "Bodacious" Belisle (LHW):
Cody gettin' slept 1st slap fam
(winner by DQ)
MATCH 2: Isaiah "Pretty Boy" Quinones vs. Ryan "The Joker" Wallace (MW):
Goes all 3, The Joker scoops the W
MATCH 3: StrikerMaurits aka Alan Klingbeil vs Coltin "The Truth" Cole (LHW):
StrikerMaurits by brutal KO 2nd round. Coltin Cole's posture all sorts of messed up, kinetic chain ain't ready, can't defend or slap right
MATCH 4: KO Christapher vs Anthony Blackburn (WW):
Blackburn shocks the world and cracks KO Chris in the 2nd. Expect bro to be snorin' on the way down, clean KO
MATCH 5: El Perro vs Static (MW):
Iono didn't expect Ayjay to come in fit AF but still think El Perro takes the W. Prolly rd 3 KO, Static still got a chin fam
#Trust
MATCH 6: Da Hawaiian Hitman vs. Eviahn "Kine Eyez" Scott (SHW):
Be cool to see Hitman vs Da Crazy Hawaiian in a bro vs bro match but I don't see that happenin cuz Kine Eyez finna crack him in the 1st. CLEAN ko. Bro was green, caught an L against another island boy but he's a vet now.
MATCH 7: Turp vs Wolverine "Ron" Bata (HW...Turp missed weight so LHW title ain't up for grabs):
Turp ends him late, prolly 4th rd 5th rd KO. Not clean cuz bro got a chin but
#PowerSlap all aboot safety
MATCH 8: The Bell vs Ryan "KoK" Phillips (HW TITLE):
Ryan Phillips by soul slicer rd 2 fam, Turp finna jump the line UFC style and buck for da HW strap
Go ahead and bet fam, das free money
