Prem Fred 2019 v.4: High Pressing My Depression, or How I Learned to Love the 'Za

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i swear down if me and van persie were in the same room

god help his saul

so, you're saying you would suck his dick so hard you'd take his "saul"?

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@Da Speeit
Worst case scenario is when your furiously trying to win, yet going unconscious at the same time.

One of my worst moments: The opposition; A training partner who was a severe narcissist with a completely chiseled body. He had manlet height but we weighed about the same at the time ~180. We were actually pals and had gone out drinking quite a few times. Anyway, I used to mop him but it took maximum effort, as the weeks passed my cardio was starting to slip because I was only training once or twice a week. During that time he developed a gimmicky z guard knee shield game, he would cross collar with one arm then if you tried to smash pass he would x-choke you with his other arm. I hated the way he hated himself when I beat him because I took it as a sign of disrespect. Finally the punchline, I was trying to pass that shitty guard of his, I was gassed, Stuck my head in his shoulder to donkey kick jump smash pass, he locked in the x choke, I pushed away with my arms and started pulling my head away but he was strong af. As my throat constricted I became furious and didn't want to tap to that gimmick, didn't want to give him the satisfaction. To this day I don't know if I went all the way out or not but everything went dark, I tapped the very last second and the next thing I knew I had a slightly slumped posture and he asked me a sentence that still haunts me: "You ok pal?"

Fuming just telling the story now, pits sweating. FFS :mad::mad:

He switched gyms and I never got payback.

Point of the story: I have no idea. But keep your head up.
Whoever he is, I like this guy.
Exhilarating tale, you shouldn’t have spoiled it at the jump
 
Fuck sake. I'm broken heart'd now

<2>NZ ń.

WE GO AGAINE!!
My coach just absolutely fucking mobbed some drama ass Brazilian and broke the fucker’s hand in an Armbar.
Means more to me than any medal
 
My coach just absolutely fucking mobbed some drama ass Brazilian and broke the fucker’s hand in an Armbar.
Means more to me than any medal


Yikes....how do you break a hand without scrapping?
 
Yikes....how do you break a hand without scrapping?
He was holding my coach’s gi with a fully locked armbar my coach attacked his wrist while he spun out. It was actually nasty, the only reason he got out was that his hand collapsed pretty much. “Break” is maybe a poor characterization but his shit was mangled after. Thumb was wayyy out.
 
He was holding my coach’s gi with a fully locked armbar my coach attacked his wrist while he spun out. It was actually nasty, the only reason he got out was that his hand collapsed pretty much. “Break” is maybe a poor characterization but his shit was mangled after. Thumb was wayyy out.

Sounds nasty.

Never seen a broken hand outside of of hitting before.

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