News Thermonator: a Robot flame thrower wielding dog

[PBAC]

you can buy them on Alli express

how nice

Thermonator

Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere

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[666]

I don't have time for a real pet so this would be optimal for me. I would also encourage it to interact with my Karen neighbour and her shitty little dog.

 

[William Huggins]

They've got another version that's got a tranquilizer gun and an 18" dildo attachment.........it's called the Emasculator.......

 

[plataoplombo]

Nice. Would definitely buy

 

[Sobek]

Great. Get a couple of these. Miss a payment and they return to base.

Say something politically incorrect or against the current thing and they turn you and your home into toast.

I'm sure they wouldn't be hackable...

Something just makes me distrust it lol

 

[Osculater]

We should send a few at the college campuses

 

[Osculater]

They've got another version that's got a tranquilizer gun and an 18" dildo attachment.........it's called the Emasculator.......

Or Mr. GoodTime the robotic doge

 

[William Huggins]

Or Mr. GoodTime the robotic doge

Yeah I guess it just depends on what you fill the darts with........

 

[William Huggins]

Great. Get a couple of these. Miss a payment and they return to base.

Say something politically incorrect or against the current thing and they turn you and your home into toast.

I'm sure they wouldn't be hackable...

Something just makes me distrust it lol

Nothing can go wrong, promise you..... It's got the lastest Huawei chips and everything........

 

[MLarson]

you can buy them on Alli express

how nice

Thermonator

Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere

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@SKYNET is this your newest Terminator?

 

[IDL]

It drops flaming poops on your door step too

 

[HeroesNeverTap]

Still less dangerous than a pit bull.

 

[PBAC]

who woke up and decided the visualisation of a fighter spewing robot dog was what the world needed? It's only time these are used to assist in mass shootings. They're cheaper than gun guns.

 

[Natural Order]

Nice. Would definitely buy

Avatar checks out.

 

[William Huggins]

who woke up and decided the visualisation of a fighter spewing robot dog was what the world needed? It's only time these are used to assist in mass shootings. They're cheaper than gun guns.

Now you don't even need to brainwash kids, just send the robot with a bomb vest, until the AI figures it's not in it's best interest to blow itself up.........

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Well, there's an efficient solution to the homeless problem

 

[Osculater]

Still less dangerous than a pit bull.

So you are saying that they should make pit bull robots for the children?

 

[SKYNET]

@SKYNET is this your newest Terminator?

nah, those are just my little pets/sidekicks

 

[fungi]

This shit is the end of us all.
Also, this thread belongs in WR.

 

[Goon Dog]

Mailmen all over America just shit themselves.