reminds me of this time we got some dope fiend in adseg and he got into a fight with his celly and got his ass kicked and then moved in with another and same thing and 3rd celly too - all in the space of about an hour.
the guards didn't even have to pepper spray them. in the end he ended up naked in the hole, so he couldn't get his ass kicked again. but the whole tier was laughing our asses off. "This just ain't yo day, son."