Shaq walks into a BJJ gym and taps out two black belts

A level athlete..

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Shaq’s an OG MMA fan, he’s been going to MMA events and training on and off for decades.
Wow I didn't know that

It would've been truly embarrassing for those black belts if it was his first day on the mats
 
In other news, a couple of white belts came into the basketball court and best Shaq at a free throw competition. It happens.
I was the best shooter on my high school basketball team

Shaq would be toast
Not if strikes are allowed. They will struggle getting a 350 lb man on the ground and trying to bend his tree limb arms.
I would knock Shaq out with elbows from the bottom after locking him in rubber guard
 
Little Royce tapped out guys like Dan Severn and Ken Shamrock

Any decent purple belt should be able to submit Shaq
They weren't 7ft. A level athletes either. Martial arts work on normal ppl, ppl sized ppl, and children.

Past a certain threshold, belts, leverage and experience mean fuck all.

Shaq would step on your heel hook and cripple you by accident lol let's be for real now
 
I was the best shooter on my high school basketball team

Shaq would be toast

I would knock Shaq out with elbows from the bottom after locking him in rubber guard
At least you're in on the joke. Have a like
 
People don't realize just how big and strong Shaq is.

If you showed me this picture and I had no idea who either guy was, I'd just assume Francis was a pretty small dude.
7 foot 1, probably 350 pounds..

Francis kept trying to lift him.

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