The Eagles are unbeaten. This guy isn't.

[ralphus1]

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Knocked clean. Beautiful.

 

[degoj99]

If you're gonna fight, first don't, second holding on to the pole on the train vs. protecting your chain may not be the best strategy.

 

[Joshua King]

Dude was out. Both!

 

[MRT]

Seems a bit old to have still needed this kind of 'life lesson' to know that he shouldn't be getting into altercations on the subway

 

[trendnick]

Dude was out. Both!

Dude was out before (drunk)