Social Things you purposely pronounce “wrong”

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Outside of work when talking with friends I miss-pronounce lots of things.

Three fifty = tree fiddy
Washington = Warshington
Joe Montanta = Joe Montaynya

 

[Goldentrophy]

Tuesday? fuck that chewsday
Iran,Italian,Iraq?
fuck that
Eyeraq, Eyeran, Eyetalian

 

[Goldentrophy]

I like to pronounce the silent H in “what” to make it extra breathy. Makes people mad every time

 

[Prutfis]

 

[Archie Goodwin]

 

[DanSavage]

Prolly instead of probably.

 

[Patrick Jane]

I always pronounce "Royce Gracie" with a rolled "R" and misspeak his last name as "Garcia" when speaking to BJJ experts.

 

[fungi]

I always say "cookies" instead of "biscuits" to piss off those english cunts.

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

I say nochi instead of no key.

Also I'll use beeth oven if the context is pretentious.

 

[gspieler]

Gif

 

[I Am Legion]

Growing up in NYC around a lot of Italians who swear they pronounce Italian things the right way, when in actuality they fuck it up. For some reason Brooklyn Italians cut off endings of words that real Italians do not. So I am doing my best to correct a lifetime of lies.
Prosciutto but we say “Prochute”
Calamari but we say Calamar or Galamahd.
Mozzarella we say Mootzarell
Cannoli we say Canol or Ganohl
Pasta ioli becomes Pasta Fazool
Soppresatta becomes Soppresahd
Manicotti becomes Manigot

 

[boingyman]

Sammich

I use to always say sangwich.

I speak in Bay slanguage ebonics so prolly hella shit

Hella true we finna get hyphy with that dummy shit.

 

[dadams]

Not really saying the word wrong but when someone asks how I am I say good, not well because it sounds douchie to me saying well.

 

[Young Tax Return]

I pronounce thermometer as thermo-meter.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

im good with words so diu doint knwo really what ur loking for here

 

[biscuitsbrah]

Not really saying the word wrong but when someone asks how I am I say good, not well because it sounds douchie to me saying well.

Is the correct word really well?

 

[Batjester]

You tok kok liddat, you win liao lor.

Thought for sure this was an @NoGoodNamesLeft post.

 

[TheTickG]

I just realized today that most people say dogecoin incorrectly and I am one of the few people who pronounces the word properly.

It is clearly pronounced "doggie coin". No clue what this "dojie" nonsense is.

 

[yamahacrasher]

I like to pronounce the silent H in “what” to make it extra breathy. Makes people mad every time

Very Hot Rod of you.

 

[sleepwalk]

I feel that mis-cheev-ee-us sounds better than mis-chiv-us.

Dubois is supposed to be pronounced "du-boys" if referring to the city in Pennsylvania or the civil rights leader W.E.B. and I always thought it sounded stupid like that.