Very serious problem: tree farts

[Fedorgasm]

Can we discuss this very serious problem?

Ghost Tree 'Farts' Are a Silent Contributor to Greenhouse Gas Emissions
CARLY CASSELLA
16 MAY 2021

Ghost forests could be an invisible source of greenhouse gas emissions, researchers warn.
As rising seas poison trees along the Atlantic coast of the United States, a new study suggests that these ghost trees are beginning to 'fart' carbon dioxide and methane.

https://www.sciencealert.com/ghost-...icant-contributor-to-greenhouse-gas-emissions

 

[mmafan2000]

Only ghost forests which cover less than 1% of the globe. So it's nothing compared to combustion vehicles and cows.

 

[THE Red Beard]

I wonder if they have a clever way of saying they dealt the gas. "Hey Tony, did you cut the trees?"

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

Thought it was an Asian person talking about three farts!

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Can we discuss this very serious problem?



https://www.sciencealert.com/ghost-...icant-contributor-to-greenhouse-gas-emissions

About tree-farty

 

[Pliny Pete]

Cant no tree out fart my dog, I basically live in a gas chamber, aint no pussy ass tree fart gonna take me down

 

[TheRash]

Are these the same trees that saved those little hobbit fuckers? If so, that changes my entire perspective of those movies, I think the Orcs were doing the right thing by cutting those loose anus basterds down.

 

[hohner]

So this is one of those things some scientist put a silly name on so that it would make headlines?

 

[Mondo Freaks]

It’s ok if the tree says, “safety”.

 

[Fedorgasm]

So this is one of those things some scientist put a silly name on so that it would make headlines?

Yes. Just like them corduroy pillows.

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

If a tree farts in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[Andrey Kamensky]

If a tree farts in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[DaleBoca]

Do you know there is a tree and when it blooms it smells like jizz?

Here is the jizz tree.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Do you know there is a tree and when it blooms it smells like jizz?

Here is the jizz tree.

I've smelled those trees before and they stink. Never smelled another man's jizz before but mine sure as hell doesn't smell like that.

Maybe because I drink pineapple juice

 

[DaleBoca]

I've smelled those trees before and they stink. Never smelled another man's jizz before but mine sure as hell doesn't smell like that.

Maybe because I drink pineapple juice

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vi...why-the-trees-on-your-street-smell-like-semen

 

[fungi]

Cant no tree out fart my dog, I basically live in a gas chamber, aint no pussy ass tree fart gonna take me down

Sound ON!

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

If a tree farts in the woods and no one smells it....

 

[Low Test With da Best]

Cant no tree out fart my dog, I basically live in a gas chamber, aint no pussy ass tree fart gonna take me down

Think it's dehydrated? If dry food, look into it.