Was Darth Vader the son of a God?

Nope, that'd be Crackhead Yoda.
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he get his rock from me homie
 
What about a story of a chef stuck in an elevator on his way to work. He is late and gets a verbal warning ... this turns him evil and he disowns his parents ...

See in this story his parents won’t matter because he disowned them
Is that the plot of Under Siege?
 
Darth Maul without the makeup, make it happen Disney+ prequels Dana
 
Used to work as a roofer but got caught wanking on the first day

Boss said I could wipe the slate clean
 
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His dad was a sarlacc iirc
 
I think it was subtly hinted in the movies Palpatines master did it. It was the scene in the opera where they were watching semen float around on stage.
 
TS taking jabs at the virgin Marie... Not too bright of you TS... Jesus is going to fill the room with uppercuts and send you to hell you infidel.
 
People who say kettermine should be banned should get down off their high horse
 
Immaculate conception has been used as a plot device for a long time. No god(s) in Star War as far as I know. The Force is the god, quite similar to Shinto and other primitive nature worshipping religions. Anthropomorphism is common in just about everything though. Pretty sure Ameterasu represents the Sun in Shinto, but Im not sure. Well la dee da.
 


Timestamped with minimum swimmers.
 
I wouldn't admit to sleeping with Sebulba either.
Sebulba ultimate chad

Kinda wanna see how his life fared post Ep1, be cool to see the alien version of Russian road rage videos
 
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