Was Darth Vader the son of a God?

[Strychnine]

Saw a woman collecting money for corrective vaginal surgery

She was outside co op waving her bucket

 

[Pizza Werewolf]

Maybe his dad was a rapist and thats where all that "Force" talk originated from.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Sebulba ultimate chad

Kinda wanna see how his life fared post Ep1, be cool to see the alien version of Russian road rage videos

They should do it Creed 2 style where Sebulba's grandson wants to race Kylo Ren in a prequel to The Force Awakens.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Anakin's dad was a Roman soldier, just like Jesus.

And his name? Pantera

 

[j123]

IIT, Anakin's mom got dicked down so often she can't remember who did the nasty, and can't get hold of dat child support payments

 

[GSP_37]

Palpatine used the force to guide his squirt into Shmi's hooha.

 

[minute bull]

Do you know, Anakin, the story of Darth Made This Up By The Seat Of His Pants? He made this up the seat of his pants.

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

***Spoiler Alert ****

I fucked Darth Vader's mom

 

[Slobodan]

Damn these midichlorians starting to sound like systemic Yoda supremacists...

There is also Master Vandar from 2003's Knights of the Old Republic

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

Mayeb