Media Zuckerberg’s wife is absolutely in shock that two UFC fighters are punching each other

[SakurabasEar]

Is that really his wife? Dude has billions and has a fat Asian wife who looks a decade older than him? Legit? I gotta google this. BRB.

Edit lmao you can't find a single recent picture of her on Google. She used to be thin she got huge and everyone's being p.c. I guess... dude...

Perhaps he has some sort of old asian housekeeper kink

I try not to judge kinks. But mark as a person creeps me out. I feel like if he were talking to me directly I would feel the need to destroy him. Something is not right about that man

 

[Belaya Smert]

When you live a sheltered life of privilege these things will happen.

 

[Humongo]

I wonder if there's a male equivalent of that reaction to something hyper feminine.

 

[svmr_db]

I just realized that Zuckerberg reminds me of Portnoy.

Virtually identical.

Dave Portnoy aka co-winner of the "Most Sexually Charged" moment in MMA of the year, they really should've made out here imo.

 

[hogwash]

Virginity is strong in this one

 

[PrepareForGlory]

Is that really his wife? Dude has billions and has a fat Asian wife who looks a decade older than him? Legit? I gotta google this. BRB.

Edit lmao you can't find a single recent picture of her on Google. She used to be thin she got huge and everyone's being p.c. I guess... dude...

He can speak fluent Chinese too. He went all-in.

He was probably giving tips in Chinese to Xioanan during the main event.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Asian women be like that

Hmm I think maybe my gf does that lol, like not pretending to be surprised but acting overly surprised. Also anytime I watch mma she says "why're you always watching gay porn!?" She said that today when I was watching the Dern fight and she must not have really gotten a good look at it. I was like "it's lesbian porn this time".

 

[Thesnake101]

I wonder if there's a male equivalent of that reaction to something hyper feminine.

Yeah, punching walls.

 

[Mammothman]

Brutal, even a multi-billionaire CEO can only get an ugly old Asian woman these days if he's an ugly manlet.

Well is that or getting a gold digger like the CEO of snapchat did with Miranda Kerr

 

[ryun253]

Hmm I think maybe my gf does that lol, like not pretending to be surprised but acting overly surprised. Also anytime I watch mma she says "why're you always watching gay porn!?" She said that today when I was watching the Dern fight and she must not have really gotten a good look at it. I was like "it's lesbian porn this time".

Hahaha! Nice. My mom is Korean, she was scared a few times she tried watching MMA with me years back

 

[wwkirk]

UFC loved having him there.

Hilarious interpretation. But more likely she is just very expressive. After all, that wasn't he first fight on the card.
What's more, that particular fight was exceptionally intense.

 

[Stagliano]

UFC loved having him there.

Acting. She has probably seen worse at Mark's cermony with his "friends".

 

[storeybuckle]

Clearly you because you clicked on the thread and cared enough to write a post.

 

[FlyingDeathKick]

Hahaha! Nice. My mom is Korean, she was scared a few times she tried watching MMA with me years back

Haha that's sweet. My gf is Korean and I'm in Korea rn actually, she doesn't like watching fights either but she wanted to see the KZ vs Volkanovski fight. She didn't end up watching it but that's probably a good thing..

 

[Red Dragoniop]

people still use facebook???

 

[fractal]

Brutal, even a multi-billionaire CEO can only get an ugly old Asian woman these days if he's an ugly manlet.

Yea it's so strange how some people value personality and intellect over looks.

 

[jooohnmatrix]

Zuckerberg has a wife? I thought he was gay.

He designed and programmed her in a laboratory.

 

[Sickbro69420]

Is that really his wife? Dude has billions and has a fat Asian wife who looks a decade older than him? Legit? I gotta google this. BRB.

Edit lmao you can't find a single recent picture of her on Google. She used to be thin she got huge and everyone's being p.c. I guess... dude...

It's not politically correct not to be an asshole. Not everyone needs to comment on low hanging fruit like what a person looks like or thier race or who they should be fucking because they have a bunch of money. There's a ton of assumptions and you don't know shit about either of them. This is some middle school shit bro.

 

[Sunnyvale TP]

Lol who gives a shi*

Also Sweet username. The Tinman!

 

[Lawrence]

Just because Zuck's a robot doesn't mean she can't have a human reaction... To be fair, she's probably never sat cageside of her own personal cage fight before

Don’t you think Zuck has an elegant fighting pit in his basement ?

I do.