Folks we're back. Its January 23rd 1982, and the new year is already heating up. As always we are joined by Reynolds Wrap Spokesman Boyd Pierce and Bill "Do You Smell That?" Watts.
Lets get right to the action.
Renesto returns once again, dropping both the "Tommy" gimmick and Jr., and just going with Tom Renesto. Lets see how this new character works out for him against Brian Blair.
Blair once again beats his man, and once again takes a moment to play with his opponent's asshole. We'll keep an eye on this developing trend, fans
Next Up:
We're shown the replay of the end of Iron Sheik vs Zach Galafanakis. Sheiky beats the ever loving piss outta Mr. Hangover. He then sits down in a chair for a "strike."
JYD has had quite enough of this happy horseshit, and comes out to revenge the Iranian hostages, per Watts:
Your Winner: 'Merica
Continuing:
Our next bout features future WWE HOFamers the Wild Samoans taking on Jesse "Jimmy Jack Funk" Barr and Tommy Wright.
This one goes as expected. Headbutt, headbutt, choppy, headbutt. Jesse was smart enough to stay in the ring for all of five seconds and let Tommy take the punishment. Samoans take it!
Furthering their blood feud:
Carlos Zappata and Mike "God damned perfect hair" George face off in a brutal battle
Mike George takes down Zappata with a Russian Leg Sweep, expertly referred to as a European Back Breaker by Watts
Now a title match!
Randy Orton Sr. faces off against Mr. Olympia for the Mississippi HW Title.
Surprisingly few shenanigans as Olympia becomes the NEW champion via sleeper!
Time for the legends
Bob Roop and Paul Orndorff team up to face Captain Redneck and Ted Dibiawwws. Not a lot to say here other than, THIS is what wrestling is all about. Hot match, great work, and Dick Murdoch is easily one of the most underrated performers of all time
Murdoch/Dibiase take the win when Dicky pins. . . Bob Orton Jr. who wasn't even in the match.
We wrap up the action:
In a TV time remaining match pitting Billy Ash vs. Frank Monte. If Bill Ash sounds familiar, you may know him as one of the heels in the "Jumping Jeff Farmer" wrestling association
We're left in suspense as the two gladiators battle until time is up!