Dangerous animals you think you could take?

[TribalDrumz]

My Parrot is pound for pound the scariest creature. That beak can slice open your esophagus.

 

[ClubFoot]

You can bring any animal under control by sticking a digit in to its anus.

Try it next time you are being savaged by a grizzly and let me know how you get on.

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Mosquitoes kill more people than all other animals combined. I could probably fuck up 10 of them at a time

 

[ClubFoot]

Mosquitoes kill more people than all other animals combined. I could probably fuck up 10 of them at a time

Remember to insert a digit first.

 

[djacobox372]

Humans talking about what animals they could take in a fight is similar to turtles talking about which animals they could outrun.

 

[ChickenBrother]

Look at that dude's pit bull dog at the beginning coming to his aid against the kangaroo.

Man's best friend

Agree but in this case it's the other way around. Dude actually runs up to save his dog from the kangaroo.




And without the doctored ending:

 

[raty tat tat]

Humans talking about what animals they could take in a fight is similar to turtles talking about which animals they could outrun.

They can outrun a slug.

 

[chosey whales]

#1 TS your mom Id buy her flowers and still your candy
#2 TS your grams I'd take her walker and stick her in a old folks home then give her a fake number to call when she has fealings
#3 TS your dad I'd take him out fishing then cut a hole in the bottom of the boat and laugh while he sinks
#4 TS your sister who I'm sure is a saint I'd make sure her husband treated her right then forget I ever met her
#5 TS you what kind of sherdoger only lists five things in a top ten list unless you're listing the things you can't do

 

[Vil7]

I hate you

You're good bud. A field goal to the taco'll drop her like a sack of potatos.

 

[Fla graplr]

Humans talking about what animals they could take in a fight is similar to turtles talking about which animals they could outrun.

Tell that to all the baby seals I've clubbed.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

That swole kangaroo is terrifying though

Every time I see this, I can't help but think this dude introduced boxing into the kangaroo world... if that kangaroo reproduces enough them Joey's gonna have hands

 

[dildos]

I can't even defeat alcoholism, forget deadly animals.

get drunk with the animals and become friends.

 

[terrapin]

They are not that much stronger than humans, recent data has shown. My strategy would be to outlast the chimp, forcing him to flee which would be a victory. Chimps aren't wired to fight to the death, they will retreat if they feel they are outmatched. Someone who can punch and kick is capable of delivering harder strikes than a chimp because they don't know how. They cause all of their damage by biting, scratching and pulling. Basically fighting like girls but much more dangerous and powerful

you would get mauled and it would be easy as hell for the chimp. obviously.

 

[Goldentrophy]

I once fought a pitbull at a gas station in Oakland(100% true story) so that pretty much guarantees that I can hang and bang with anything this world has to offer
Except some of that shit in Australia, probably

You're not messing with these pits

 

[Jack Handy jr]

You're good bud. A field goal to the taco'll drop her like a sack of potatos.

thanks mang…hate rescinded

 

[Cooliox]

The monk at the temple told me that the animal is just me from a different life, and to treat it the way I wish it to treat me...










So obviously Cooliox via armbar

 

[MindMelter]

You're not messing with these pits
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Pits???
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One on the left looks retarded as fuck

this is what a “Real” pit looks like brah

 

[j123]

Human women

 

[Badger67]

I punched a coyote and watched it run like a bitch, so definitely that.

 

[GergreG]

You've clearly given this a lot of thought Master Ken.