5"9 Conor meets 5"10 Johnny Depp

Conor looks so bizarre now, and he's hanging out with douches like Johnny Depp, and going to the VMA's and shit, trying to be in the celebrity, socialite world.

What an absolute disappointment.
 
That's absurd. I'm 36 and exactly the same height as when I was 17.
Posture yourself properly
I am, I'm just shorter than I used to be. It probably isn't 1.5 inches though the last time I got measured it was in the afternoon and I'm not sure what time of day I measured myself in my teens when I was 5'11"(people can be around .4-.5 inches shorter later in the day than the morning).
 
Conor is still a manlet lol anyone below 6'0 is a damn manlet.

I'm just under an inch away from being a manlet

Still,being under 6'1 is fucking pathetic,I'm ashamed of my height! Must start wearing lifts like conor in these photos
 
Lol, pictures are completely inclined to Conor's advantage.
Anyone who took them should be fired unless they are his PR guy.

Also Conor probably wearing elevator shoes or tiptoeing... And I doubt Depp is a legit 5'10", he must be 5'9 at best
 
Johnny Depp is almost 60, he might have been 5'"10" when he was younger. My dad is in his 60s and he used to be 5'8" he is 5'5" now, everyone shrinks as they get older. Hell I'm 35 and I used to be 5"11" and 1/2 in my teens and early 20s and I'm 5'10" now.

Your dad must have been a height fraud in his prime, unless he had major surgeries following accidents etc...
3 inches loss in the 60's isn't normal at all, it must be the average loss for a 90 years old...

And by the way 1.5 inches at 35 ? LOL
You inherited from your dad's optimism when it comes to height I see.
99% of men have lost nothing when they hit 40 (bare accidents etc...)
 
I am, I'm just shorter than I used to be. It probably isn't 1.5 inches though the last time I got measured it was in the afternoon and I'm not sure what time of day I measured myself in my teens when I was 5'11"(people can be around .4-.5 inches shorter later in the day than the morning).

I'm pretty sure I've read that it's normal to shrink up to an inch or so with age because your bones compress together more and more or some shit

But also I think whenever we used to measure our height when we were teens we made sure we fucking stretched us out as much as possible because we wanted to be as tall as possible, at least I did

but now as an adult I couldn't give a fuck about it and just stand straight-isch and that'll do


edit: cock measurements still follow the same procedure though
 
Lol those women need to stop trying to relive the glory days and find something else to do with themselves.


Bruh.. you don't lose height in your mid 30's LOL. The whole shrinking as you get older thing isn't even real.

It's real but certainly not in these proportion.
-1.5inches at 35 LOL the guy is gonna be 4 foot when he reaches 70
 
I am, I'm just shorter than I used to be. It probably isn't 1.5 inches though the last time I got measured it was in the afternoon and I'm not sure what time of day I measured myself in my teens when I was 5'11"(people can be around .4-.5 inches shorter later in the day than the morning).

Thats crap man, i was 6ft 4 at 16 and i'm still 6ft 4 at 40.
 
So much plastic
For real. That blonde girl in the fronts lips are disgusting. I really don’t understand why some women do that to themselves. Also, wtf is with that cyborg looking chick in the back lol
 
I'm pretty sure I've read that it's normal to shrink up to an inch or so with age because your bones compress together more and more or some shit

Yeah when you are in your mid 60s or something
 
Your dad must have been a height fraud in his prime, unless he had major surgeries following accidents etc...
3 inches loss in the 60's isn't normal at all, it must be the average loss for a 90 years old...

And by the way 1.5 inches at 35 ? LOL
You inherited from your dad's optimism when it comes to height I see.
99% of men have lost nothing when they hit 40 (bare accidents etc...)

My Dad has had back injuries and surgeries that also likely caused him to be shorter. I've had a hip surgery and like I said in another post I don't remember what time of day I was measured when I was 5'11.5". The last time I was measured It was 4PM after a work day where I wake up at 5AM so I likely only lost like 1 inch.(you might not know this but you are about .4-.5 inches taller in the morning than you are later in the day).
 
ROFL

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LOL at this chart.. so much wrong...
Pacino is barely 5'5 and so is Jack Black..
Bardem is like 5'11.5", the guy who did that was on drugs

Also the " scaling " is absolutely awful, look at the " inch " between statham and clooney ... xD
 
I'm pretty sure I've read that it's normal to shrink up to an inch or so with age because your bones compress together more and more or some shit

But also I think whenever we used to measure our height when we were teens we made sure we fucking stretched us out as much as possible because we wanted to be as tall as possible, at least I did

but now as an adult I couldn't give a fuck about it and just stand straight-isch and that'll do


edit: cock measurements still follow the same procedure though

I was a legit 5'11" and a half. I was using measurements done by doctors but again I don't know if that was in the morning or late afternoon which can be up to .5 inches different so I doubt i'm 1.5 inches shorter, most likely its just 1 inch and the measurement I remember was from the morning and the most recent one was at 4PMish when I wake up at 5AM. I also had a FAI surgery where they shaved down the inside of my left hip socket so that might account for some of it. People do tend to shrink a bit as they age but typically only like 1-2 inches unless they have osteoarthritis and/or some other health issues or surgeries.
 
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My Dad has had back injuries and surgeries that also likely caused him to be shorter. I've had a hip surgery and like I said in another post I don't remember what time of day I was measured when I was 5'11.5". The last time I was measured It was 4PM after a work day where I wake up at 5AM so I likely only lost like 1 inch.(you might not know this but you are about .4-.5 inches taller in the morning than you are later in the day).

Makes sense if it was morning height vs evening and with the surgeries . ( I knew about " morning height " and I think it's one of the reasons of age linked height loss, the difference being your intervetebral discs being "full of water" after a night in the horizontal position... as you have less and less water in your body that could explain some of the height loss, that + posture etc )
Do you have cartilage or intervertebral discs problem in the family ?
 
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