Shoop I Met @BoxerMaurits At The UFC 286 Weigh-In/Shoop Dat Buff and Maurits

[Karl_Hungus]

 

[Reach4theSky]

@Buff looks like Willam Dafoe

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[Mohawk Banditó]

This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, gargantuan size, and ability to move among the stars are legendary amongst us...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

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(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

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(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

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We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

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My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

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I would lose horribly.

And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

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Which was actually ok...

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Ian Freeman was the big name for me.

Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

I may have had an ale or two.

Then he hit me

My best Shadface

Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

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Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>

Spoiler: Bonus Ring Girl Ass Clip

Spoiler

You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

I like how throughout the pictures, I couldn't decide if you were like Michael Shannon's older brother, related to Anthony Bourdain, or stole Clancy Brown's face

Spoiler

Nice lookin out, Buff!

 

[BEATDOWNS]

@Buff has a bit of Steve O in him too.

He is a weird amalagamation of Willem Dafoe Michael Shannon and Steve O. imo

 

[johny ringo]

It’s beautiful

 

[BEATDOWNS]

also this


some a-hole fan tried to get him to sign a shadface pic

 

[Reach4theSky]

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Absolutely awesome to see, thanks for sharing. You are both such cool cats. Have fun at the event! enjoy. Much love..

 

[PurpleStorm]

Thread of the week!

 

[jeskola]

I can't decide who you look like - one pic you look like Quentin Tarantino, another more like Willem Dafoe as Green Goblin, and another like the singer from Viagra Boys.

 

[HaulParris]

This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, gargantuan size, and ability to move among the stars are legendary amongst us...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

View attachment 974322
(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

View attachment 974327
(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

View attachment 974325

We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

View attachment 974326

My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

View attachment 974328
I would lose horribly.

And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

View attachment 974321

Which was actually ok...

View attachment 974323
Ian Freeman was the big name for me.

Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

I may have had an ale or two.

Then he hit me

My best Shadface

Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

View attachment 974324
Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>

Spoiler: Bonus Ring Girl Ass Clip

Spoiler

You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

Hespect

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I’m trying to upload a pic of my shad faced pillow, but I’m too stupid to figure it out!

 

[FloydMayweatherMMA]

They had to seat you out of the eyeline of the panel. If they saw two sherdoggers together they'd be too intimated to talk.

 

[Bearknuckle]

Nice stuff guys! Enjoy!

 

[Karl_Hungus]

also this

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some a-hole fan tried to get him to sign a shadface pic

 

[Karl_Hungus]

I’m trying to upload a pic of my shad faced pillow, but I’m too stupid to figure it out!

You can drag and drop it into the box where you write your post.

 

[TheMMAnalyst]

Sherdog legends doing legendary stuff.

Is normal.

 

[cheesus]

This is legendary

 

[cheesus]

Jesus Christ, I had no idea Willem Dafoe and Brian Dennehy had a love child...

I thought it was Michael Shannon at first

 

[NoSmilez]

Damn Buff is 7'8 William Dafoe. I feel lesser because I am only 6'5