Shoop I Met @BoxerMaurits At The UFC 286 Weigh-In/Shoop Dat Buff and Maurits

Arqueto said:
Awesome @Buff and @BoxerMaurits if nobody gets some templates going I'll do it but I'm in the middle of a St Patrick's day sesh so will probably pass out soon.

This is going to be epic.
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Someone needs to shoop Buff onto the slapchop commercials.

"You're gonna love my pillow"

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Buff said:
This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, giantis, and ability to move among the stars is legendary...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

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(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

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(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

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We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

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My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

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And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

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Which was actually ok...

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Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

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Then he hit me

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Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

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Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>



You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

<Prem974>
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The picture with Rashad pillow and the beanie
<36>

Good to see you are doing well mate. And I’m jealous that you were able to go see the UFC media event/possibly fight live
 
Platinum said:
The picture with Rashad pillow and the beanie
<36>

Good to see you are doing well mate. And I’m jealous that you were able to go see the UFC media event/possibly fight live
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I didn't get my shit together so I just went to the free shit. Really glad I did though.

So nearly got myself into the backstage press area that I'm still kicking myself for fucking it up; was in and turned back out because I lost @BoxerMaurits...

Would have said "I'm From Sherdog" if I'd pulled it off.

<{Fergie}>
 
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Buff said:
This day was always going to happen eventually...

So as you are all aware by now, I am the most successful UFC memorabilia salesman in Sherdog history. My Shadface pillows are known across the world of MMA, fashion, and Home Improvement.

@BoxerMaurits is the winner of our most prestigious prize, Poster of The Year... His backstage selfie skills, giantis, and ability to move among the stars is legendary...

We had to collaborate.

Now... Because your boy isn't always 100% on top of his game, one or two things went wrong with me ordering an individual pillow for @BoxerMaurits - I went on a 3 week rampage and mistakes were made... But Don Buffy isn't a welcher... When I returned to civilization I immediately contacted @BoxerMaurits and we made a plan to meet by the UFC sign this afternoon at 16:30pm.

This is me waiting by the sign feeling very conspicuous with the pillow.

View attachment 974322
(Its harder than you might think to get the sign, me, and pillow all in shot)

And then... He was there... I recognised him immediately - he'd seen the pillow from long distance while I was trying to smoke without anyone seeing... My plan of surprising him was ruined, but it was nice to meet him.

Sherdoggers in the wild:

View attachment 974327
(I'm the old one with the potato face)

And here is our POTY reviewing his pillow. I brought another one along for fun.

View attachment 974325

We had a face off ( @BoxerMaurits by Armbar)

View attachment 974326

My most intimidating facial expression. He wasn't intimidated.

View attachment 974328

And then we went in to watch the weigh ins... I got separated by security and almost blagged my way into the VIP section... But failed and had to settle for the worst view in the world.

View attachment 974321

Which was actually ok...

View attachment 974323

Then we bumped into eachother again after and took another couple special @BoxerMaurits backstage selfies, only with my broken camera. I'm not really that haggard looking.

20230317-184944.jpg


Then he hit me

20230317-184929.jpg


Some Irish dude came over and was like "is that Rashad Evans?" but it was kind of awkward explaining - he didn't know Shadface, only Shad...

@BoxerMaurits had some friends with him that didn't seem to quite understand why he was meeting a 40 year old man he'd met on the Internet to receive a 2nd hand cushion... But they don't understand the ways of the sherbro.

And now my mission is completed, its over to @BoxerMaurits to realise the 2nd stage of our masterplan.

Was a pleasure and a privilege meeting the big man, whom has just assured me that Shad is out having a good time in London with them.

View attachment 974324
Warms the soul.


We did this.

<mma2>



You bastards can make your own templates for this shit

<Prem974>
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Im all warm and fuzzy inside, I think I need to tug one out for my homies lmao.

This is too good to be true sirs, this is a true Sherbro Island love story and I'm proud to be a witness to it all lol.

Much love and I'll see you fuckers on tv tomorrow :)
 
Substance Abuse said:
Also, Shad Face pillow is the GOAT MMA accessory just beating out the hot dog brander. How it hasn't taken off is beyond me.
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Its almost as if the links to my Superstore keep getting deleted...

<DCrying>

Tbh I'd hate to think of my Sherbro wasting needed money on something I did for a joke thread unless they really want (for whatever reason) to own one of my monstrosities...

There are many more terrible items in my awful online shop though... The Shadface Pillow really jumps out as particularly horrendous though.

https://www.redbubble.com/i/throw-pillow/Shadface-On-Acid-by-Buffzilla/53059873.5X2YF

I love it so much.
 
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