I need to stop using humor around women

Mr Mojo Lane

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They don't get it anyways. This girl I know told me "She's not going to understand sarcasm. Are you crazy?"

Just yesterday, I was on Tinder w/ a girl and she says "Tell me a secret." I'm like "What. Are you planning on blackmailing me or something someday?" I was expecting a "No. LOL" and the I tell her a secret , but she just deleted my profile.

I think I need to make my humor just really simple
 
Kardashians said:
I mean, you’re on Tinder with a conversation that started with “tell me a secret”. You deserve this.
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I guess in that case, yes.
In general, I'm going to stop trying to be really funny though
 
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youre right. your problems with women are definitely because youre way too funny.





but seriously, it sounds like you have a very weak grasp on common social dynamics. stop blaming others. stop blaming women and generalizing them. you are the problem.
 
Mr Mojo Lane said:
They don't get it anyways. This girl I know told me "She's not going to understand sarcasm. Are you crazy?"

Just yesterday, I was on Tinder w/ a girl and she says "Tell me a secret." I'm like "What. Are you planning on blackmailing me or something someday?" I was expecting a "No. LOL" and the I tell her a secret , but she just deleted my profile.

I think I need to make my humor just really simple
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It’s internet rejection who gives a fuck
 
Maybe you're doing it wrong, humour worked pretty well for me. Many years ago before I met my wife, I tried to date her sister and got rejected. I was like "ok, can you hook me up with your hot sister then?" and she looked at me like she couldn't believe I just said that. But she hooked me up with her sister and I'm still happily married 15 years later.
 
BJ@LW&WW said:
youre right. your problems with women are definitely because youre way too funny.





but seriously, it sounds like you have a very weak grasp on common social dynamics. stop blaming others. stop blaming women and generalizing them. you are the problem.
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Well, I'll stop trying too hard to be funny.

In the first case, another woman thought what I said was funny, but she basically told me that a lot of girls and that girl in particular will not.

Obviously, I don't get common Tinder dynamics
 
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aerius said:
Maybe you're doing it wrong, humour worked pretty well for me. Many years ago before I met my wife, I tried to date her sister and got rejected. I was like "ok, can you hook me up with your hot sister then?" and she looked at me like she couldn't believe I just said that. But she hooked me up with her sister and I'm still happily married 15 years later.
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That not humor though. It's a cool story though
 
Mr Mojo Lane said:
They don't get it anyways. This girl I know told me "She's not going to understand sarcasm. Are you crazy?"

Just yesterday, I was on Tinder w/ a girl and she says "Tell me a secret." I'm like "What. Are you planning on blackmailing me or something someday?" I was expecting a "No. LOL" and the I tell her a secret , but she just deleted my profile.

I think I need to make my humor just really simple
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Meh, it's the internet, a 2 is getting about 2,000 messages per day. You didn't necessarily do anything wrong.

Just don't overdo the humor - it'll come across as needy.

Don't make offensive jokes - "hey, you hear the one about the Jews--?"
 
Mr Mojo Lane said:
They don't get it anyways. This girl I know told me "She's not going to understand sarcasm. Are you crazy?"

Just yesterday, I was on Tinder w/ a girl and she says "Tell me a secret." I'm like "What. Are you planning on blackmailing me or something someday?" I was expecting a "No. LOL" and the I tell her a secret , but she just deleted my profile.

I think I need to make my humor just really simple
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Dont talk to city girls. Problem solved.
 
You fvcked up, bro! You should had told her that you are a Sherdogger and the secret is is that your phallus 10inches flaccid
 
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