Bo nickle says he could knock out a chimp

[Neck&Neck]

I’ve been watching all the BBC Earth documentaries, studying
Bo vs adolescent Giraffe is the fight to make

 

[loisestrad]

500 posts, next up is 1000!

Chimp shit only!

 

[Limbo Pete]

Dammit how did I go so long without seeing this thread

 

[Limbo Pete]

Dud just got himself invited to the joe rogan experience

 

[Limbo Pete]

Someone should make an animation of what that fight would look like. Three different scenarios. All with Bo dying quickly. The entire thing would be about a minute long (including fighter introductions).

His death would take however long it takes to bleed to death from having your genitals ripped/bitten off

 

[mudrubble]

I've read this 3 times and still can't figure out if it's shitty sarcasm or you’re just a good old fashioned ra-tard.

I feel like a mirror could help sort you out, Sherbro.

There was some sarcasm in there and some postulating. But I think you only need a mirror.

 

[Th3 Gr38 1]

Lmao. People here have been listening to Joe Rogan for way too much.

Bo Nickal is right. He'd probably beat the shit out of a chimp.

Chimpanzees are known to regularly fight to the death and are able to rip limbs off. Even if Bo brought an assault rifle he'd be absolutely fucked. The chimp would rip his fucking feet off and fuck his ass.

 

[wwkirk]

fuck his ass

Since it would be a chimp doing it, that would be what, humanality?

 

[mudrubble]

Since it would be a chimp doing it, that would be what, humanality?

Depends on how beastly the human is. If it's a sherdogger, it's beastialtiy. If it's a beast like Bo, it's beastiality. In any case, the term does not specify the species of beast. It's Karen-like privileged behaviour to try to suddenly see the need to specify the species as soon as a human is getting their shit violated.

Check your privilege, sherbro.

 

[TITS]

12 fucking pages lol

12 fucking pages of awesome.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Chimpanzees are known to regularly fight to the death and are able to rip limbs off. Even if Bo brought an assault rifle he'd be absolute fucked. The chimp would rip his fucking feet off and fuck his ass.

Fighting to the death and taking limbs?
Sounds like a typical Bo fight

 

[wwkirk]

Depends on how beastly the human is. If it's a sherdogger, it's beastialtiy. If it's a beast like Bo, it's beastiality. In any case, the term does not specify the species of beast. It's Karen-like privileged behaviour to try to suddenly see the need to specify the species as soon as a human is getting their shit violated.

Check your privilege, sherbro.

Human on human not typically called 'bestiality'. Then again...

 

[BrockLesnarsTurtleBack]

Chimpanzees are known to regularly fight to the death and are able to rip limbs off. Even if Bo brought an assault rifle he'd be absolutely fucked. The chimp would rip his fucking feet off and fuck his ass.

Yeah, chimps beat humans with fucking assault rifles. Makes sense why humans became the dominant species in the world in the stone age while chimps are nearly extinct.

 

[Human Bass]

Chimpanzees are known to regularly fight to the death and are able to rip limbs off. Even if Bo brought an assault rifle he'd be absolutely fucked. The chimp would rip his fucking feet off and fuck his ass.

Why a rifle wouldnt work on a chimp? It kill bears just fine lol

 

[Gotosleepho]

Regardless a gorilla would beat Bo.

 

[chiefwiggum]

This dude actually deserved this thought.

what’s the story?

 

[mudrubble]

Chimpanzees are known to regularly fight to the death and are able to rip limbs off. Even if Bo brought an assault rifle he'd be absolutely fucked. The chimp would rip his fucking feet off and fuck his ass.

To be fair they bite and tear limbs off. If the chimp was able to bite there is no question about having a hand to hand fight with it.

But an assault rifle? I mean...... chimps are not bulletproof. Even natives hunt them with bows and arrows. Why would anyone with an assault rifle not be able to put down a chimp?? They don't have elephant skin. The bullets do tear through their flesh just like ours.

 

[mudrubble]

Human on human not typically called 'bestiality'. Then again...

This is technically furiality, I think.

True human on human is humanality. But chimp on human is just two different species of beasts (depending on how beastly the human is).

This gets technical. I need to find my calculator. I put it behind the other bag of cheetos but now I forget which one, lol...

 

[Koala]

May be he could bring Darren Till and Jared Cannonier to prep during the fight camp

 

[Spinkick KO]

Bo would get knocked out and disembowelled by a kangaroo if i ever wants to come fight in the Australian Outback Kumite.