You could get in on this one my brotheh~
Put something together in MS Paint & submit it by 3a.m EST thanksgiving & you're in.
You can bypass drawing abilities by focusing on text & making structures out of straight linez n stuff. Then just spend a bit of time drawing (not tracing) a face or whatever & it'll be amazing.
There's also a "shapes" menu... so you could create a work of art by combining shapes. Teh fun of teh program, is that it is so basic that it really pushes your artistic & creative side to get what you want out of it.