Igor steals

[StonedLemur]

Igor Vovchanchyn steals, Junior dos Santos bike and gets caught by JDS.

Does JDS win that scrap or does Igor drive away with his bike?

 

[doggo]

They both break their hands against eachothers heads and can never use chopsticks again.

Bike gets trashed as well.

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

they both upgrade their wives

 

[Siver!]

Igor Vovchanchyn steals, Junior dos Santos bike and gets caught by JDS.

Does JDS win that scrap or does Igor drive away with his bike?

Sounds like one for the Haiku thread!

 

[Luthien]

Fedor runs in with a steel chair and slams <LeeOne01>

 

[StonedLemur]

Fedor runs in with a steel chair and slams <LeeOne01>

I like where your head is at but no lol

 

[StonedLemur]

Fedor runs in with a steel chair and slams <LeeOne01>

 

[StonedLemur]

Sounds like one for the Haiku thread!

Answer the question you animal lol

 

[StonedLemur]

They both break their hands against eachothers heads and can never use chopsticks again.

Bike gets trashed as well.

Work on it.

 

[Choco]

Igor is not happy with your accusations and wants to know your location.

Nah, just joking. He's too busy with the war effort

Everything for victory¡¡


And his philantropic stuff, getting computers for Kharkiv's schools


Junior was too poor to own a bycicle

 

[Van Daz]

Igor Vovchanchyn steals, Junior dos Santos bike and gets caught by JDS.

Does JDS win that scrap or does Igor drive away with his bike?

Igor would strap him on his bike & steal him, too.

 

[Contempt]

Did JDS try and lure the bike back with a carrot?

 

[StonedLemur]

Igor would strap him on his bike & steal him, too.

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That pic is killin it lol

 

[Van Daz]

they both upgrade their wives

Like the new av...he,he.

 

[Killer Kadoogan]

Like the new av...he,he.

Thank you SIR! I agree, it is a good one and encapsulates what I am about. Thank you!

 

[Van Daz]

Did JDS try and lure the bike back with a carrot?

Piss funny Nog reference. Love it!

 

[Contempt]

Piss funny Nog reference. Love it!

I wasn't sure if anyone would even get that... reference was from a long time ago at this stage.

 

[Siver!]

Answer the question you animal lol

I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.

 

[Van Daz]

I wasn't sure if anyone would even get that... reference was from a long time ago at this stage.

Classic story. For people that want to hear:



About 1:55 in.

 

[Van Daz]

I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.

Can just picture it as reading along. Nice story. Joe Son I guess wanted stabilisers for his balls, no doubt? Can you to a part two of the story & we can shoop it