Igor steals

Igor would punch Ethan Roark Junior Dos Santos right in his yellow bastard head he'd be stanky legging all the way back to the favela whining about how he got booped in the back of his peanut.
 
Siver! said:
I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.
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I've added pictures to your fantastic story, bro...................


I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

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JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

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That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

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Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

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Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.

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Van Daz said:
I've added pictures to your fantastic story, bro...................


I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

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JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

View attachment 1020728

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

View attachment 1020729

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

View attachment 1020730

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.

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Hahaha, OMG, fantastic <45><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

Great shooping, Sherbro!
 
Siver! said:
I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.
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Well, I think you should write greeting cards sir lol.
 
It's a two person bike and they happily peddle each other around for the rest of their days.
 
Van Daz said:
I've added pictures to your fantastic story, bro...................


I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

View attachment 1020727

JDS would for sure try to help him find it, but when they eventually track Igor's bike down to the old forge, they discover that rumours of a crime syndicate of bike stealing MMA fighters is more real than they ever imagined.

View attachment 1020728

That nasty Joe Son is not only heading up a gang of Hawaiian bike thieves, but they're fitting stabilisers on them because they can't actually ride without them.

View attachment 1020729

Furious, Igor and Junior challenge the Hawaiians to a cycle off at the local skate park, but all the bikes are mountain bikes not BMX's which is less than ideal and leads to quite a few scrapes and bruises.

View attachment 1020730

Eventually Igor gets his bike back, but those stabilisers are here to stay.

View attachment 1020731
Click to expand...

Fantastic you beautiful bastad lol
 
Depends on which Igor shows up…. The “ring the bell” drunken Igor that makes villagers hide in their homes is still an undefeated drunken GOAT!

Also I need to factor in JDS cardio as to how far he needs to chase Igor on foot before getting him off the bike prior to the beginning of their scrap. Just so many variables to consider. Are we talking bald JDS? Or receding JDS?
 
The town bell rings, the women and children take shelter, and JDS learns the hard way why they call the man "Ice Cold".
 
Van Daz said:
I've added pictures to your fantastic story, bro...................


I think once Igor realizes it's not his bike, he then embarks on a quest to find his own.

View attachment 1020727
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Igor's bike cannot be confused with JDS's

Igor's trusty "Shkolnik" can only be confused with the millions of this model made by GAZ from 1956 up until the mid 1990s.
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