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[ThePimblettEra]

I don't know if "I want to outlive my children" will ever be topped, personally.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

To be fair, who among us would want to look in the mirror and see the back of our head. I wouldn't because that would be super weird.

I have the same fear, so 6 nights of the week, I sleep on different sides of my head 3 times a night to slim the sides then 3 nights a week, I sleep on the back of my head twice a night to flatten it out.

Imagines of the back of my head will out live my children, but not in my mind, and certainly not never in no mirror

No has mentioned yet that he also said he doesn’t see the back of his face.

 

[Wetarmpits]

If the universe is indeed circular you might well be able to see the back of Titos head across it.

In reality Titos head is flat, just like earth.

 

[ComeChooDaddy]

I love Tito

 

[Diet Butcher]

Back Sabbath has the opposite issue

 

[Fight Professor]

If Tito’s head diameter increases to infinity, its sides are going to be the same.

 

[BowserJr]

People voted for him to be on city council

This guy in the gif looks like such an annoying person but I agree. Wtf?

 

[Cooliox]

That's exactly what I want when I double mirror to clip the back of my head

 

[StonedLemur]

I speak Titoese.

It's philosophical.

About staying in the present, dealing with what's just in front of you, not being mired by the the past. And about seeing things as they are, not obscured by bias, desire nor doubt.

Nah, I don't buy it sir lol

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

"When I look in the mirror I see my face, not the back of my head. I think that's what really matters (you know?)".

He's not really wrong about anything, it's just that his standards for what "really matters" are really, really low.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Nah, I don't buy it sir lol

Nah, I don't buy it sir lol

Nah, I don't buy it sir lol

 

[StonedLemur]

Oh hush, I still love you brother lol.

 

[Royce's Gi]

umm... i can't see the back of my head when looking in the mirror, how does he do it?

 

[Istryker]

Tito just be talking

 

[Shogun515]

I believe him, he fought with a freakin cracked skull before

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Tito should run for president of The United States.

Tito wants to outlive his constituents.

 

[2004 account]

The gifted gabber

 

[Flower2dPeople]

umm... i can't see the back of my head when looking in the mirror, how does he do it?

His head is so huge he could see the back of it.

 

[PrideNverDies]

Keep the TIto posts for reddit plz

 

[PrideNverDies]

I don't know if "I want to outlive my children" will ever be topped, personally.

Don't a lot of parents outlive their children this generation? Seems totally reasonable imho