Elon Musk Agrees to $44b Deal for Twitter

[idrankyourbeer]

you guys, we don't have to make peace, but can we just leave elon alone?

 

[AWilder]

LOL nothing says you're bothered like adding a pic of Chris Crocker to your post an hour later.

Still crying?

 

[blackheart]

LOL nothing says you're bothered like adding a pic of Chris Crocker to your post an hour later.

There is nothing more cucked than a regular schmo passionately and emotionally running defense for a billionaire with the maturity of a 13 year old 4chan poster.

...oh fuck but that basically describes you. So I guess the emotional and constant defense makes sense. You see yourself reflected in him.

 

[Sinister]

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

"Elon Musk’s $55 billion pay package at Tesla Inc. was struck down by a Delaware judge after a shareholder challenged it as excessive, a ruling that takes a giant bite out of Musk’s wealth.

The decision Tuesday means that more than five years after the electric car maker’s co-founder was granted the largest executive compensation plan in history, Tesla’s board will have to start over and come up with a new proposal."

Every time I think about this I remember that the shareholder who sued for this is some metalheads musician with like 3 shares.

And I feel hope.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

There is nothing more cucked than a regular schmo passionately and emotionally running defense for a billionaire with the maturity of a 13 year old 4chan poster.

...oh fuck but that basically describes you. So I guess the emotional and constant defense makes sense. You see yourself reflected in him.

LOL at thinking I give a fuck about Elon and Twitter. I hope twitter crashes and Elon trips and breaks his neck the stuttering mumbling prick.

Truth is, I take much pleasure in seeing how much time you guys waste on him. This thread started in 2022 and the lefties in here have spent that time perpetuating his failure by using his platform as fodder.

But I'm the one who's cucked? LOL.
Keep his name (and balls) in your mouth, I'm sure he's losing a lot of sleep over it.

 

[blackheart]

LOL at thinking I give a fuck about Elon and Twitter. I hope twitter crashes and Elon trips and breaks his neck the stuttering mumbling prick.

Truth is, I take much pleasure in seeing how much time you guys waste on him. This thread started in 2022 and the lefties in here have spent that time perpetuating his failure by using his platform as fodder.

But I'm the one who's cucked? LOL.
Keep his name (and balls) in your mouth, I'm sure he's losing a lot of sleep over it.

Yeah, as it turns out, narcissistic loud mouth billionaires with tons of media attention/coverage, attract a lot of attention. Isn't that crazy to think about?

 

[blackheart]

Every time I think about this I remember that the shareholder who sued for this is some metalheads musician with like 3 shares.

And I feel hope.

oh, my god. that is fucking incredible.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

Yeah, as it turns out, narcissistic loud mouth billionaires with tons of media attention/coverage, attract a lot of attention. Isn't that crazy to think about?

This is alphabet soup for: I'm a whiney little bitch.

 

[AWilder]

I'm a whiney little bitch.

This.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

This.

"Thith"

 

[Phisher]

Populist billionaires...lmfao these are clowns

Yes, it's very "populist" to install a bunch of cronies on your board who allow you to fleece your investors through an obscene pay package that strips the company of most of its value.

Tesla is a giant pump and dump scam. I've got my popcorn ready for when the market finally corrects and values it as a heavily-subsidised, mid-size car manufacturer instead of cutting edge tech company.

 

[Phisher]

After claiming that he would rid Twitter of bots, the majority of traffic on Elon's platform is now from bots.

76% of Twitter impressions during the Superbowl were from bots.

For people who won't bother to read the article, the average on TikTok, Facebook and Instagram is 2% at any given time.




Also, it's not clear whether this is due to incompetence from firing the people who were in charge of reducing bot traffic or if this is by design to juice impressions to try and lure back advertisers.

Mr. Beast said that he thought the stats on the video that he debuted on Twitter were bullshit after he rejected Elon's offer for partnership.

 

[K1levelgrappler]

After claiming that he would rid Twitter of bots, the majority of traffic on Elon's platform is now from bots.

76% of Twitter impressions during the Superbowl were from bots.

For people who won't bother to read the article, the average on TikTok, Facebook and Instagram is 2% at any given time.




Also, it's not clear whether this is due to incompetence from firing the people who were in charge of reducing bot traffic or if this is by design to juice impressions to try and lure back advertisers.

Mr. Beast said that he thought the stats on the video that he debuted on Twitter were bullshit after he rejected Elon's offer for partnership.

Please do not use this thread to denigrate Elon Musk or X, The Everything App. There are people reading who deeply admire him and they’ll get mad and call you loser for posting this stuff.

 

[Phisher]

World's greatest genius is about to let Chaya Raichik promoke him into cutting ties with one of the few legit companies that still has a business relationship with Twitter.

 

[HereticBD]

World's greatest genius is about to let Chaya Raichik promoke him into cutting ties with one of the few legit companies that still has a business relationship with Twitter.

Oh' my God, what a crisis!

Nice Twitter link. Elon Musk thanks you and your merry band of idiots for using Twitter to spread this absolute BOMBSHELL.

LOL. You fuckin' dork.

 

[Phisher]

Oh' my God, what a crisis!

Nice Twitter link. Elon Musk thanks you and your merry band of idiots for using Twitter to spread this absolute BOMBSHELL.

LOL. You fuckin' dork.

You're here whining like a fucking bitch on a regular basis about people posting in a discussion thread that you claim not to care about, and I'm the dork?

 

[HereticBD]

You're here whining like a fucking bitch on a regular basis

LOL

I'm not the one in here everyday, posting gossip...tweets(lol) over a man who owns a platform I don't even use or care about.

Any more hot scoops on Elon? You should probably spend all night scouring Twitter for some more juicy gossip. That's what Elon would want you to do.

Dork.

 

[EL CORINTHIAN]

and I'm the dork?

Yes

 

[Phisher]

LOL

I'm not the one in here everyday, posting gossip...tweets(lol) over a man who owns a platform I don't even use or care about.

You're just here whining and crying about people having negative opinions about Elon Musk.

Any more hot scoops on Elon? You should probably spend all night scouring Twitter for some more juicy gossip. That's what Elon would want you to do.

LOL at thinking that anybody has to "search" for dirt on Elon.

All of his decisions trend, make news and get shoved in your face even when you're off of his platform.

 Dork

Cunt

 

[LangfordBarrow]

Oh' my God, what a crisis!

Nice Twitter link. Elon Musk thanks you and your merry band of idiots for using Twitter to spread this absolute BOMBSHELL.

LOL. You fuckin' dork.

Ever the charmer...