I think I achieved peak marriage today

[EndlessCritic]

Background: Married for ~10 years with 4 kids.

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing. My wife barged into the bathroom with baby in arm, opened the shower door, and handed me a jar to open.

Despite the wet environment, I was able to fulfill my role in our holy union, and the jar was opened.

Is this peak marriage?

 

[Spam On Rye]

Based.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Background: Married for ~10 years with 4 kids.

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing. My wife barged into the bathroom with baby in arm, opened the shower door, and handed me a jar to open.

Despite the wet environment, I was able to fulfill my role in our holy union, and the jar was opened.

Is this peak marriage?

My peak marriage moment was when the wife and I both pulled out our phones to check our calendars to schedule sex.

"How's Wednesday?"
"No, I have to get up super early the next morning. What about Friday?"
"I promised the boys I'd go out drinking with them. I've cancelled on them like 4 times already. How bout I take a half-day off from work Monday and we do it while the kids are at school?"

Who says romance is dead?

 

[EndlessCritic]

My peak marriage moment was when the wife and I both pulled out our phones to check our calendars to schedule sex.

"How's Wednesday?"
"No, I have to get up super early the next morning. What about Friday?"
"I promised the boys I'd go out drinking with them. I've cancelled on them like 4 times already. How bout I take a half-day off from work Monday and we do it while the kids are at school?"

Who says romance is dead?

Get this shit out of here.

 

[chardog]

4 kids in 10 years


if she still services your manhood, then indeed you have reached peak marriage.

next step is peak parenting, when your kids get girlfriends/boyfriends/dealing with teenagers in general.......

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing. My wife barged into the bathroom

I like where this is going

baby in arm, opened the shower door, and handed me a jar to open.

This is not going where I thought it's gonna go, but maybe there's more?

Despite the wet environment, I was able to fulfill my role in our holy union, and the jar was opened.

There's no more

 

[Michaelangelo]

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing.

That’s pretty impressive to open the jar one handed

 

[Jackonfire]

Guessing you used your butt cheeks to open the jar

 

[lsa]

Guessing you used your butt cheeks to open the jar

wait!
There is other ways???

 

[blaseblase]

Lol there's no respect in your marriage if your wife is is interrupting your shower to have you open a jar. Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

4 kids in 10 years


if she still services your manhood, then indeed you have reached peak marriage.

next step is peak parenting, when your kids get girlfriends/boyfriends/dealing with teenagers in general.......

Don't spoil it for the poor guy.

 

[Wetarmpits]

As long as you’re not waking up wanting to kill yourself …

 

[EndlessCritic]

Lol there's no respect in your marriage if your wife is is interrupting your shower to have you open a jar. Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

If your wife wouldn't interrupt your shower to ask you to open a jar then I don't even think you're really married.

 

[blaseblase]

If your wife wouldn't interrupt your shower to ask you to open a jar then I don't even think you're really married.

If husband = doormat to you, sure

 

[method115]

Lol there's no respect in your marriage if your wife is is interrupting your shower to have you open a jar. Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

lol yea I was going to say my wife barges in and gives me BJ in the shower.

 

[sleepwalk]

When my wife told me flat out during a nice dinner out that it was going to be her job to make a suicide run at the zombies to slow them down because I was stronger and faster in case one of the kids needed to be carried.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Lol there's no respect in your marriage if your wife is is interrupting your shower to have you open a jar. Peak marriage would be if she barges in naked for some shower sex.

Sex and marriage do not belong in the same sentence.

 

[blaseblase]

Sex and marriage do not belong in the same sentence.

Men who believe this chose wrong

 

[Natural Order]

Background: Married for ~10 years with 4 kids.

I was in the shower this morning doing my thing. My wife barged into the bathroom with baby in arm, opened the shower door, and handed me a jar to open.

Despite the wet environment, I was able to fulfill my role in our holy union, and the jar was opened.

Is this peak marriage?

Damn straight. You haven't been married till you open a jar in the shower. Welcome to the Wiserhood.

 

[Texan6533]

I always thought peak marriage was Dutch ovening my wife while she was sleeping. The way she woke up gagging makes me smile to this day