My Uncle told me many years ago...he was a brilliant man, OK, he was a Grandmaster in Chess, one of the best! And he wasn't the only member of my family who was brilliant! Scientists, mathematicians, real scholars folks. This is back when schools taught things. Now, the only thing they teach is Communism. But my Uncle, the chess player, him and I, together, we have like, many of the same genes. And it's genes with a G, Ok? When it starts with a J, that means pants, OK? Not a lot of people know that. Not a lot of people know that. So, our genes, they make us real smart. Real smart. But really good athletes too. I was always the best at everything. I was the best baseball player in New York growing up. Everybody said so; nobody knows about that! Usually it's one or the other, ya know? These guys with big muscles, you see them, you think, 'wow!' But they don't have big muscles in their heads, usually. Usually not big muscles in the head. And guys who are smart, you see them, they're not so tough looking! And so really, it's like one or the other, usually. One or the other. And that's unfortunate. Because wouldn't it be nice? Just imagine? OK, like, if you could combine them? Wouldn't that be cool? Well, that's what my family did. People come up to me all the time, some have tears in their eyes, and they say 'sir, you know more than anybody else (it's true!) and you say it all while having such broad shoulders!' It's nice. It's a nice compliment. They're very honorable people. Not like this trash, this scum, this filth, that you have in the media. Boy, do they try to do a number on you! So dishonest, so dishonest. They're animals. But so, my uncle, he said...numbers! Numbers folks! Speaking of doing numbers. My uncle did numbers. He did numbers too. But honest numbers. Not dishonest numbers, like the media. With their hit jobs! Their hoaxes! Their witch hunts! So, numbers, my uncle, a Trump, like me, we're so good with numbers. We know the best numbers! I was 45 first, you know, because I was the 45th president. Now, when I win again in 2024, they tell me I'll be the 47th president? How does that work? No, no, I'm 45. I'm 45. I never lost. I won the election. Why should I change my number? This is like when Michael Jordan came back, and they told him - Micheal Jordan! - you can't be 23 anymore, Mike! And what happened? They lost, like dogs! We're not gonna make the same mistake. We're not going to let them do that to us. I'm gonna be 45. And by the way, I like that number so much, let's just end it there. No more numbers. What are we going to have one day, like President 600? That's too many to count. Imagine that. Let's just keep it at 45, folks.
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